“Round Springfield” · Season 6
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Lisa Simpson (3), Marge Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Moe Szyslak (1), Barney Gumble (1), Groundskeeper Willie (1), Comic Book Guy (1)
[Bart makes his way to the nurse's office and finds Lunchlady Doris picking tongue depressors off the floor.]
Lunchlady Doris? What are you doing here?
Budget cuts. They've even got Groundskeeper Willie teaching French.
[Cut to Groundskeeper Willie in French class with a beret on.]
Bun-jerrr, you cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys!
Man, these are primo seats. I could really go for a hotdog.
Homer, this is an operation!
Hotdogs! Get your hotdogs here!
Woo-hoo!
[Barney walks out of the Detox center into the Retox center]
Hey Moe, what'll ya give me for an AA chip?
Uh Barney, this is a 5-minute chip. Eh, it's worth a Pabst.
Lisa, honey, are you going to be okay?
Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy.
But he was the only person that had the same love for music that I do.
[Maggie gives Lisa a pacifier]
Thank you. Oh, Dad, why did he have to die?
Well, it's like the time that your cat Snowball got run over.
Uh huh.
Remember, honey?
Yeah.
What I'm saying is, all we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new jazzman.
[wailing] Oh, Dad! [weeps]
And I won't rest until all of Springfield knows the name Bleeding Gums Murphy!
And I won't rest until I've gotten a hotdog.
Homer, this is a cemetery.
Hotdogs! Get your hotdogs here!
Woo-hoo!
What do you do, follow my husband around?
Lady, he's putting my kids through college.
[Lisa feels sad for the loss of his friend, so Homer tells her]
Lisa, honey, if you really want to preserve his memory, I recommend getting a tattoo, it preserve the things you love. [Homer looks the tattoo on his arm] "Starland Vocal Band"? They suck!
[points at birdbath] Deeaaaaath!
[Lisa finds a copy of "Sax on the Beach" at the comic book store. It's $250.]
Two-hundred and fifty dollars? But I need that record to honor the memory of Bleeding Gums Murphy!
He's dead? Well, why didn't you say so?
[Comic Book Guy marks out the $250 price tag and writes $500 in its place.]
You've made an old jazzman happy, Lisa.
You must avenge my death, Kimba -- I mean, Simba.
Luke, I am your father.
This is CNN.
Will you guys pipe down? I'm saying goodbye to Lisa!
We're sorry.
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