Lurleen quotes from The Simpsons

Lurleen

Oh the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart,

Homer

I can't get your song out of my mind. I haven't felt this way since "Funkytown!" Can I get a copy?

Lurleen

[pointing to her noggin] Sorry, Homer. All my songs are up here: "I'm Basting a Turkey With my Tears," "Don't Look Up my Dress Unless You Mean It," "I'm Sick of Your Lying Lips and False Teeth..."

Kent Brockman

And here's country singing sensation, Lurleen Lumpkin, fresh from her latest stay at the Betty Ford clinic! What ya been up to Lurleen?

Lurleen

[hoarse voice] I spent last night in a ditch.

Kent Brockman

[nervous laugh] How about it, folks?

Mayor Quimby

Now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshal, Mr. Leonard Nimoy.

Leonard Nimoy

[chuckling] I'd say this vessel could do at least warp five.

Mayor Quimby

And let me say, "May the force be with you."

Leonard Nimoy

Do you even know who I am?