The Simpsons fall into a hole. Homer is too fat to get through.
I'm stuck and I have to pee [short break] Now I'm just stuck.
“The Seemingly Never-Ending Story” · Season 17
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Moe Szyslak (2), Montgomery Burns (2), Barney Gumble (1), Rich Texan (1)
I had to start up from the bottom to get my fortune back. And to get to the bottom, I had to work my way up from Moe's.
MMoe
[retelling the story of his tragic romance with Edna] I was the happiest guy in the world, but fate likes to play a little game called 'Up Yours, Moe.'
MMoe
Barney, how do you keep getting back in?
I'm a drunk, I don't know nothin' about how I do anything.
I'm gonna win me a Nuclear Plant.
Dream on Bitch!
Hey Moe. [Angrily turns red] Thanks to you I've been sober all week!
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