Moe [throws open the door of his shack and brandishes a box cutter]: Hey, no menus!
“Lisa the Tree Hugger” · Season 12
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Rich Texan (1)
Oh no! My baby's up there!
It's okay, Mom! [holds up rope] I have a safety line!
[to Jesse] This is your fault, with your non-threatening Bobby-Sherman-style good looks! No girl could resist your charms!
JJesse
This was her choice, Mr. Simpson.
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. I was lost in your eyes.
JJesse
I'm a level five vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.
[after the runaway tree destroys Hemp World] Yeehaw! Score one for the bad guys!
Mom, Dad, there's something I have to do. You're not gonna like it, but I really believe it's the right thing. [leaves]
Marge, she's gonna narc on our stash!
We don't have a stash.
[shifty eyes] No, of... course not.
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