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Mayor Quimby

Our city will not negotiate with terrorists. Is there a city nearby that will?

CColonel

No need, sir. We'll find that head case faster than Garfield finds lasagne. [pause] Oh..I'm..sorry. My wife thought that was gang busters.

S7 Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming

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[When Homer drives through the waterfront at the Squidport grand opening]

Homer

I love these pedestrian malls. There's practically no traffic.

Marge

Homer, I think you should stop. The mayor's yelling at us.

Mayor Quimby

[shouts] Stop! You idiots!

S8 My Sister, My Sitter

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[Homer calmly enters his office with a briefcase, where he is greeted by a bunch of angry sanitation workers]

Homer

Morning, boys.

G1Garbageman #1

Where's our paychecks, you bum? [the head garbageman comes at Homer's desk with a baseball bat]

HGHead Garbageman

My men ain't workin' another minute until we get paid.

[Homer unhinges briefcase to reveal stacks of money]

Homer

Will cash be okay?

HGHead Garbageman

Will it?

[Mayor Quimby barges into Homer's office]

Mayor Quimby

Did I just hear a briefcase opening?

S9 Trash of the Titans

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MMoe

[after giving a bribe to Mayor Quimby, and under this some cockroaches start walking] We're working on that 'roach situation, I swear to God!

Mayor

[pauses briefly, then takes the money] Well, you should see the hospital.

S10 Mayored to the Mob

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Mayor Quimby

Luke, do something! Use your Lightsaber!

MHMark Hamill

What, and break it?! You know George Lucas made me pay for these.

S10 Mayored to the Mob

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Homer

Milking rats! THEY'RE MILKING RATS!

Mayor Quimby

[to Fat Tony] Rats?! I am outraged! You promised me dog or higher!

S10 Mayored to the Mob

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When my man and I shop for wedding gowns

We were mocked and shunned and pushed around

But yesterday we found a place to be gay

I'm going to marry my Harry in Springfield town

Gay-o, it's okay-o

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Mayor Quimby

Springfield: A place where everyone can marry, even dudes! We're just off Route 202. Do NOT take the Jefferson Avenue exit. For God's sake, do not take that exit!

S16 There's Something About Marrying

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Mayor Quimby

Did you know we had to lay off a third of the police force? That's right: Eddie.

EEddie

I used to have a gun!

S29 Homer is Where the Art Isn't

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Mayor Quimby

Thanks to Lisa Simpson's tireless and tiresome advocacy, Springfield will now be providing free LED light bulbs to every household.

The Rich Texan

I can use the money I save to pay for these louder bullets!

Sideshow Mel

I applaud Springfield for finally embracing a progressive idea.

The Rich Texan

Whoa, Nelly! It's a progressive idea? Well, now I hate it.

S36 Treehouse of Horror XXXV

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