Homer Simpson quotes from The Simpsons

Homer

[noticing the beer is plastic circles and reflects it to normal] What the--? This isn't beer. Beer is plastic circles. How can I drink-- this?

Homer

Oh, they're so cute when they're Duplo.

Homer

It's not selling out. It's co-branding. Co-branding!

Homer

[about the Hunger Games movie spoof] Oh, my God. This is terrible. When do they get to killing the children?

Homer

[runs to Milhouse with Bart watching a red band trailer] Brief nudity!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Homer

Well, family, we should be proud. We took on corporate America and broke even.

Homer

The power of Chrysler compels you!

Homer

The bed is lifting me, the elevator at work can't even do that.

Homer

You went to Hell and came back a winner like Jesus.

Homer

It's in Hell, the Inferno, Perdition, Arizona without the golf.

Homer

Oh, Marge, I can't stand it when you cry at dinner. The pork chops look traumatized, the mashed potatoes can't stand to watch, even the children seem upset.

Homer

Lisa, how many times have I told you to bow down to our corporate overlords?

Homer

I want his fame and fortune so much. Why must the lords of rock be so cruel?

Homer

Oh, what kind of erotic asphyxia?

Homer

Yep, it's all about the music and it would take a pretty unforeseen circumstance to make that change. Pretty unforeseen.