I still don't get why I have to come along.
Because Ronnie Anne's your girlfriend!
She is not my girlfriend!
Lincoln, we are literally crossing a bridge. Do you really want to get into an argument WITH ME RIGHT NOW?!
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What do you mean you didn't convince him?
He talked about the bodega for 40 minutes until the beef jerky guy showed up and at that point I had literally reached my limit.
We need to do something to get Bobby's attention.
[while being dragged by Lori] We're leaving? But Mrs. Casagrande's baking a cake!
Lincoln, I literally just lost my boyfriend. Do you really wanna argue with me right now?
Babe, where are you going?
What do you care? Why don't you just go back to your precious bodega? You obviously care about it more than you care about me! [cries]
I'm just gonna go help Mrs. Casagrande with the frosting. [flees]
Lincoln, what's happening out there?
I don't know. But it was too much drama for me.
Wait a minute. They're hugging, and Lori's smiling. She must have finally convinced him! Yes! [hugs Lori] Thank you, thank you, thank you! I knew we could do this! I'll go pack up my stuff.
Uh, actually...
What?
I know I came here to convince Bobby not to move, but after talking to him, I think he should stay.
After he totally forgot about you?
But he didn't. He's actually been thinking really hard about how we can make this work. We'll only be apart for a year, and then we can both go to the college here where your Uncle Carlos teaches.
Well, that's great for you guys, but what about me? Lincoln, come on! Help me out here!
I don't know, Ronnie Anne. I think your family's pretty awesome. I mean, who can make a cake like this?
These are for later, Mr. Grouse. First, we need to get you trained so you'll fit into the world of IT.
Ah, you kids and your fancy abbreviations. In my day, we just said "It".
LLynn
Okay, Mr. Grouse. Here's a laptop. Boot it up.
Will you settle for a penny loafer? [hits the laptop with a shoe]
LLynn
No, no! Not like that! Like this. [turns it on]
Okay, now open a window.
Eh...alright. [opens a window in the house]
[laughs] Good one. But wrong. Like this. [opens a window on the laptop]
LLisa
Now you need to empty the trash on your computer.
Eh, whatever you say. [empties a wastebasket all over the computer]
LLisa
Yeah, I walked right into that one.
And the good news is that is nothing to worry about, we’re not a bad influence on Lily after all.
LLLincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Lynn Jr., Lola, Lana, and Lisa
[putting their arms into the air to celebrate while Lucy is silent and putting her arms in the air] YAY!
[Charles, the family’s dog which the family doesn't notice, comes into the room, and takes the doughnut from Lily’s hand, causing Lily to turn red, snarl with fury, and her arms shake in anger]
LLily
[furiously] *BLEEP*!
[The entire family (including a shocked and horrified Rita and Lynn Sr., and a horrified and terrified Lincoln) reacts back by freezes terrified, looks at Lily, and gasps in horror, while one more picture frame drops, then the episode ends.]
SSam
Okay, see ya! [Sam finds Luna's love note and smiles. Luna smiles]
[Lori goes to the door just as Clyde is coming up the stairs ready to act normal around her; Lori opens the door and sees Clyde on the doorstep, who also sees her and freezes surprised.]
Clyde! I was just on my way to see you. There's something I really wanted to tell you. [Clyde does not answer.] First, I wanted to apologize for never appreciating how kind and thoughtful you are. And second, I wanna thank you for making me feel so good about myself all these years. You're a special guy, Clyde, and literally anyone would be lucky to be your crush.
[She hugs Clyde, who after a few seconds of silence, nosebleeds all over her shoe and passes out; Lori screams and drops Clyde, who is caught by Lincoln, having seen everything.]
Lori, what happened?! [they take Clyde inside and put him on the couch]
I don't know! I was just telling Clyde that I'm okay with him liking Leni now, and --
What are you talking about? He doesn't like Leni.
But I saw them in the kitchen. He got a nosebleed all over her shoes.
Yeah, because he got hit in the nose!
Well, why was he acting like a robot with her?
He was just showing her what happens when he's around you!
But I was just over at his house; I heard him say she was beautiful.
Because she was dressed like you!
What? Why were they doing all this?
Because Leni was helping Clyde learn to act normal around you, just like you wanted!
So he never stopped having a crush on me? [Lincoln shakes his head no; thinking] Ha! I knew it! [talking] No, you didn't!
Uh, who are you talking to?
No one.
[All of the Loud sisters are dressed like SMOOCH members and playing "Best Dang Brother" for Lincoln]
Wow. Can you believe this? My sisters are pretty cool. Even if I can't see SMOOCH, this is definitely the next best thing!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SMOOCH!
What? [SMOOCH's tour bus stops in front of the Loud House] How did you get SMOOCH?
We've learned to be pretty convincing, thanks to some advice from the master!
You looked sad. I wanted to make you feel better.
LLisa
But why would you want to make me feel better?
Because that's what friends do for each other.
LLisa
[realizes] Because that's what friends do for each other. Would you excuse me for just one moment? [into her recorder] Research epiphany: I have discovered the point of having friends. Not to check off an academic requirement, or to impress a bunch of aliens, but because friends make your life better. Thank you, Darcy. [Gives Darcy half of the cookie] Care to join me?
Oh! Sorry! I didn't mean to be a pain in the neck! [Giggles] Hey, come see my act at the Chortle Portal. I promise it won't BITE! [Runs off giggling]
[She places a whoopie cushion on the chair, Lynn sits on it and it deflates.]
GAS what? You're invited too!
I guess we did save Halloween, Clyde. But too bad nobody got any candy.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Let's go get our shovels!
[Soon they are giving out their full size candy bars to the kids who had their candy stolen]
"Guys, you're not gonna believe this." [He is talking to his sisters and parents about the reading contest at the library] "The library is having a contest. We could win the entire night at Spunk E. Pigeon's!"
[Lincoln is dressed as Lily's favorite toy]
Well, we might be doing this for the rest of our lives, but at least Lily's happy again.
[singing] Cheer up, baby, don't you cry / No more tears, it's cheer-up time / Laugh with me and we will be / Happy happy happy
[Rita and Lynn Sr. return and shudder upon hearing the song. They don earmuffs and run screaming in terror]
[Lynn Sr. grumbles, marches to the door and slams it. The siblings get their attention this time.]
Oh, hey Dad! Welcome home! Why the grumpy face?
Because I lost my family to those ding dang devices! We usually do stuff together! Now I can't even get you to look up when I come in the door. Can't you put those things down once in a while?
But Dad, we need them. Our lives literally depend on them.
[The Loud family is freezing due to Lana's actions]
LLana
Aw, man. I've been so selfish.
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