[Lori goes to the door just as Clyde is coming up the stairs ready to act normal around her; Lori opens the door and sees Clyde on the doorstep, who also sees her and freezes surprised.]
Clyde! I was just on my way to see you. There's something I really wanted to tell you. [Clyde does not answer.] First, I wanted to apologize for never appreciating how kind and thoughtful you are. And second, I wanna thank you for making me feel so good about myself all these years. You're a special guy, Clyde, and literally anyone would be lucky to be your crush.
[She hugs Clyde, who after a few seconds of silence, nosebleeds all over her shoe and passes out; Lori screams and drops Clyde, who is caught by Lincoln, having seen everything.]
Lori, what happened?! [they take Clyde inside and put him on the couch]
I don't know! I was just telling Clyde that I'm okay with him liking Leni now, and --
What are you talking about? He doesn't like Leni.
But I saw them in the kitchen. He got a nosebleed all over her shoes.
Yeah, because he got hit in the nose!
Well, why was he acting like a robot with her?
He was just showing her what happens when he's around you!
But I was just over at his house; I heard him say she was beautiful.
Because she was dressed like you!
What? Why were they doing all this?
Because Leni was helping Clyde learn to act normal around you, just like you wanted!
So he never stopped having a crush on me? [Lincoln shakes his head no; thinking] Ha! I knew it! [talking] No, you didn't!
Uh, who are you talking to?
No one.
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