TV show quotes
Lincoln, you're perfect just the way you are!
You're kind.
You're fashionable.
You're rockin.
You're funny.
You're tough.
You're deep.
You're friendly.
You're smart.
You Yincoln Youd.
Now give me that jacket and go out there and just be you!
Happy birthday, Gran-Gran!
Did you hear that, Al? They called me Gran-Gran! Oh, thank you, everyone.
She wasn't really me. I'm sorry, you guys. It did feel good to get what I wanted, but it felt even better to give other people what they wanted.
Oh, your dad and I had to be apart for a month while he had mono.
Those ding-dang karaoke mics were just dripping with germs.
Hey, are either of you guys free for a babysitting job tonight? Mrs. McCauley just called and I can't do it, I'm sitting for the Dumscums.
Sorry, dude. I got the Katzes tonight. I'm gonna teach Jamie and Sydney how to do a drum circle.
I'm sitting for the Santinis. I've got some great comedy props in case little Mary gets a ouchie. [hits herself with a toy mallet and faints]
Thanks, Luan, that makes me feel much better about my ouchie.
Downtown? At her age?
Is she crazy?
We tried to talk her out of it but you know how she is, stubborn like an ox.
[Excitedly to Leni] "Leni, we bought so many cute shoes!"
[Also excitedly] "With money to spare for the pop up sale this weekend!"
[Leni has an excited look on her face.]
[Excitedly shaking her fists] "Yes!!! Pop up sale!!! Aaaaaaah!!!"
"Sounds like you have a lot to talk about."
I hear the screams are so loud, you can't even hear yourself scream.
I hear it's so scary, they give you diapers before you go in.
I hear a deranged clown chases you with barbecue tongs.
What're you guys talking about?
The Royal Woods House of Terror just opened up for the season and we're finally old enough to go.
That should do it. [sees Lincoln and quickly hides the doll] Lincoln, hello! Lovely weather we're having...! [smiles nervously]
Uh, yeah, I guess. Hey, have you seen my glue?
[sees the glue is in her room] Pssh, why would I have? What do you think, I go around swiping people's glue?!
You don't have to get mad about it.
OMG, Boo-Boo Bear, I am so excited for turkey day.
Me too. We haven't spent it with the Casagrandes in like five years. When we lived in Royal Woods, Mom always had to work the Thanksgiving shift at the hospital.
[Flashback to Bobby and Ronnie Anne eating their meals at the hospital glumly. Maria approaches them with what appears to be blood on her body, and they scream]
Oh, this is just cranberry sauce. I tripped on the way over.
[End flashback]
It wasn't great, but I was always up to date on my booster shots.
Control your children! It is not safe to have Thanksgiving in this house!
Well, if you don't like it, you're welcome to leave! Not you, Bobby, you can stay.
That's what you want, isn't it? To steal our precious Roberto away from us!
Oh, oh, like you haven't been trying to steal Lori from us! Well guess what, BUCKO, it's not gonna happen!
Guys, guys, please stop!
STAY OUT OF THIS!
Why would anybody want to spend Thanksgiving here gnawing on your dry bird?
[Lynn Sr. cries]
The turgooseon is delicious. Maybe the problem is your lumpy gravy!
Did someone say gravy?
[bumps Gravybot into the wall] No. They don't deserve it.
AAH. SYSTEM MALFUNCTION! MALFUNCTION! [squirts gravy all over Frida's painting]
[gasps] My painting!
I'm sorry, Boo-Boo Bear, I know you were looking forward to having a real Thanksgiving this year.
It's not all bad. I found this half-off turkey jerky.
[Both families run inside the gas station, trampling Flip]
Jumping jerky! Holy hot dogs!
Whoa, how did you guys find us?
Tracking devices. [both look at each other]
You left before trying my twice-baked tart.
They would prefer my flan.
Flan, shman. Tart, tart, tart!
Stop! Don't you guys see? This is why we left. We couldn't stand the fighting and competing.
We don't want to choose sides. So maybe from now on, we should just spend Thanksgiving by ourselves.
[The Louds and Casagrandes all feel guilty]
Well, nobody wants that.
We certainly don't.
Lori, Bobby, I'm sorry we've been acting so childishly.
We're sorry too, it's just so hard to let go of your kids. [to the Casagrandes] You know what? You should get Lori and Bobby for Thanksgiving.
Well, goodness knows we haven't done anything to deserve that. They should spend it with you.
Hey, I got an idea. Why don't you just rotate every year, huh? Much like the juicy hot dogs I'm selling at a mere 40% markup. Holiday discount.
Works for us.
[They all agree and engage in a big group hug.]
I'm glad we figured out future years, but what about right now? I'm starving!
Well, we've got hot dogs and sunflower seeds and 20 kinds of artisanal jerky. Maybe we could throw a dinner together here.
I'm game.
Me too.
We could make this place look festive. I think I have some leftover decorations in the car.
I'll help you.
"Hey Dad, I've got an idea, why don't you let us take care of the promoting?" [The sisters smile.] "I'm sure we can come up with something."
"Yeah! We can help Daddy!"
"Of course, I'd be gland to do it!" [Giggles]
[Relieved] "Ah, kids, thank you.
"Well, I'm done with you guys being in my room!"
"Well, I'm done with looking at your FACE, Lori!"
[The sisters angrily go back to their rooms]
"Guys, wait! What are we gonna do for the grand opening?"
[The sisters don't listen to him and slam their doors. Lincoln sighs as he heads to his room.]
[To the viewers] "Well my sisters may be fine dropping the ball, but I'm not. Dad's counting on us."
"Mom! Wait! Maybe it's not too late to save the grand opening."
"How are we going to do that?"
"By working together, just like Dad wanted us to do in the first place."
[The girls love his idea.]
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