The Loud House quotes

Stella

You okay, Rusty?

I just sold Mick Swagger's pants! This could run Duds for Dudes for life!

All right, Stella!

Way to go, Stella!

[impressed] Nice work, Stella! I want to enter you in the state science fair. The winner gets a trip to robotics camp and an annual pass to the science museum.

Stella

Really? That sounds incredible! Count me in.

[picks her up and hugs her] Whoo-hoo! [sets her down] I can't wait to cheer you on during your presentation! Each student gives a big speech to the board of middle school scientists and an auditorium full of people. Go, Stella! [walks off]

Stella

Wait. [worriedly] What?

Stella

See? That's why I have a huge fear of speaking in front of crowds. I can't get back up there. I don't have the confidence.

What is going on with her?

I don't know, but, she ain't right.

Zach, what was on that tape you gave her? Did you mess this up?

No way! I'm the master of hypnosis. But, uh, I'll go to Stella's house and check the tape, just to be sure. And keep an eye on her until I get back.

Luna

Dang it! The Rumble's tonight and there's no way I can sing like this! What am I gonna… [hiccups] do?!

[gasps] I know what will cure those. An anti-hiccup elixir! [Luna gasps in excitement] Yeah, if only someone would invent one.

Luna

[hiccups, then groans] Come on, sibs, one of you has to know how to get rid of my… [hiccups and falls off the table] Please. You gotta help me.

Luan

Aw, Luna, you know we're hicc-up for it. But first thing's first… [to the other siblings] Everybody hurry and eat while she's down!

I call this emergency meeting to order.

This better be important. We're so not morning people.

Leni

Knock-knock!

Salutations, sister. I'm sorry. I don't have time to make small talk.

Leni

Math with letters? Totes fun! What are you working on?

[sighs] Small talk, it is.

Lynn Sr.

Rosa?

Ronnie Anne?

Lynn?

Lincoln?

[in unison with Lynn Sr.] What a surprise!

Lynn Sr.

[in unison with Rosa] I can't believe this!

This is incredible!

I know!

The Lynn-sagna!

Lynn Sr.

[having enough; enraged] That's it. You just got yourself uninvited from Thanksgiving!

Yeah!

Well, thank you. Now, I won't have to choke on your dry-turkey. And you can forget about coming for Christmas.

Yeah!

Lynn Sr.

Good! We don't like your soggy tamales anyway!

Yeah!

[gasps in horrified shock] This friendship is officially over!

Lynn Sr.

Fine by me! Lincoln, say goodbye to Ronnie Anne. Forever!

You too, Ronnie Anne. [The two chefs’ kids are shocked by their parents’ behavior]

Wait, what? Lincoln: I don’t want that!

Me neither.

You guys, what are we doing? We’re ruining our friendship for some fancy kitchen?

Once we fix everything, we'll work on getting that new bike the right way.

Flip

[approaching her with Nacho; annoyed] Hey, I thought we were partners! I showed you how to fleece that clown-haired guy, cheat that scooter gal, and lie to those twinsies! And this is how you repay me?! [The Farrell twins, Scoots and Rodney all clear their throats and he turns around, seeing them all behind him and looking very cross for hearing what he'd done; chuckles nervously]

GET HIM!

Thanks for picking me up, Lori. I'm so excited to trick-or-treat in Great Lakes City. I've never gotten city candy before.

Lori

Who cares about candy? Next to Valentine's Day, Halloween is the most romantic holiday of the year.

Ugh. Please tell me you and Bobby won't make this holiday lovey-dovey like you do all the others.

Lori

Trust me, even you will literally be impressed when you see our matching costumes. They're the same ones Mom and Dad wore on their first Halloween date.

Well, I just wanna trick-or-treat with Ronnie Anne.

Okay, you've gotta tell me what's going on.

This year, all of the shops on our block are competing to see who can create the scariest store. They've somehow convinced Ernesto Estrella to judge it.

Oh, he's that famous astrologist your abuela loves, right?

Yup. That's why she's a little crazed about her horchata. She really wants to impress Ernesto with it.

Have you two been down here hugging this whole time?

Bobby, what did I say about being lovey-dovey on Halloween?

Bobby

Sorry, Ronnie Anne, but this is a super-romantic holiday, and Lori and I wanna do it right. Well, after we finish decorating the mercado. Babe, we're in this awesome competition.

I was just filling Lincoln in. The scariest store gets to make a commercial with Ernesto Estrella.

Bobby

It would be huge for us! And we are so gonna win.

Lori

Thanks for coming, Lucy.

I'm flattered the Casagrandes want my help.

Thank you for letting Boris come along, too. I'm so excited for Halloween in the big city.

Lucy! Muchas gracias for helping us!

It's my pleasure, really. Scaring people brings me joy.

Bobby

[hugs Boris, mistaking him for Grandpa Leonard] And this must be the legendary Gramps that Lori's been telling us about. Nice to meet you, sir.

Boris is actually a child, but appreciates the sentiment.

Lori

Hey, Carlota. You look stressed. What's up?

I'm just really behind on making everyone's costumes for tonight. I'm never gonna finish on time.

Hmm. What if you had help? Leni is awesome with fashion.

Bobby

That's a great idea! Babe, would you mind going back to Royal Woods to get her? We'll still have plenty of time for our romantic Halloween celebration.

Oh, it would really help me out, Lori.

Lori

[sighs] Of course. Anything to help you guys win. [chuckles]

[quickly hugs her] Thank you so much for coming!

Leni

You can brief me on the way up. What are we looking at?

Silk, cotton, wool, and I was thinking… linen.

Leni

[gasps] Linen in October? Now, that's scary.

Bobby

[peeking out] Hi, Babe!

[noticing Lisa, also in tow] Lisa, what are you doing here?

None of our siblings found my musings on All-Hallows-Eve to be interesting, so they offered my 50 bucks to, and I quote, "Take my dull facts elsewhere."

Did someone say dull facts? You're speaking my language! Lisa, would you like to help me reassemble a skeleton while discussing the mythology behind this spooky holiday?

[gasps and squeals] I apologize for that amateurish display of emotion. Be right up!"

Lori

Ugh, Boo-Boo Bear, I am so ready to start our romantic Halloween celebration. Is the mercado all decorated?

Not yet. We just need to wrangle the pack of angry neighborhood cats, which means we need Lana.

Lori

[slumps in dismay] Ugh, seriously?!

It would mean a lot to me, mija.

Lori

Ugh. You know I can never say no to you, Mr. C.

[hugs her] I was counting on that.

[entering the mercado] I hear you guys need a cat wrangler. Well, you called the right person.

Thanks for coming, Lana. But please be careful, these neighborhood cats are wild and mean. So… [notices Lana is nowhere to be seen] Lana? Where did she go?

[leads the black cats into the mercado] This way, guys! Stay in formation. [Tarantulas also enter which she has rounded up] I also rounded up some tarantulas. I thought they might add a little extra scare.

Lana, you're our salvadora! Oh, we've got first place in the bag!