[Clyde turns on the big fan and the big wind blows off "Gran McCann's" wig, revealing that it was actually Trent in disguise as the audience gasp in shock]
Busted! That's not Chandler's grandmother. It's his old partner-in-crime, Trent.
[flabbergasted and sharped] Chandler McCann, where is your actual non-child grandmother?!
[sighs] Recovering from hip surgery in Scranton.
[gestures to Trent] So you've been pretending to be Gran McCann all week?
[guilty] Yeah. We just wanted the massage chairs for when we play video games.
[crossly] Well, bravo to your performance, Trent, but boo to your ethics! [Chandler and Trent both chuckle nervously] SCOUNDRELS! [to Clyde and Nana Gayle] Congrats, Team McBride. You are the real winners! [Clyde and Nana Gayle hug happily and receive the massage chairs while the crowd cheers as Chandler and Trent watch in shock of horror] As for you two, no one disrespects the art of the dance on my watch! You are banned from every dance contest in Royal Woods forever! Now, exit stage left! [brings in the big fan and blows the two boys off the stage]
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