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Pee-yew. What stinks?
[Suddenly, the TV goes off and it's revealed that Lincoln's sisters have unplugged it and are wearing potato sacks over their bodies and bandages on their feet, with a huge stench coming out of them, and all look incredibly furious]
It's not what it looks like! [notices the game controller and hides it behind his back]
We're up there making all these sacrifices, and you're down here playing some stupid computer game?!
Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like.
If you don't wanna give anything up, why should we?
But... but... polar bear? [holds up the poster]
[Lincoln's sisters are starting to feel remorse again, but this time, unfortunately, they snap out of it.]
LLola
Aww...wait a minute! You can't use that on us anymore!
Come on, girls! Let's go get our stuff back!
[holding up her glass of air] And a refill!
[They do so, and leave the basement.]
[Lincoln returns home and finds his sisters all glaring annoyingly at him]
Wrong house! [closes the door but they somehow appear before him]
We were standing on the curb for over three hours!
The garbage guys literally tried to take Lana to the dump!
I'm really sorry. I had a busy day with the very wealthy Lord Tetherby and I just couldn't get away.
LLola
I cannot believe you have been hanging out with some random rich guy all day instead of taking your own sisters to the Burpin' Burger!
[repeating Tetherby's words] A man in a limo can't be seen in some rat hole named after a bodily function. It's just not done.
You're not a man in a limo. You're a kid who ate a bunch of mustard! As soon as your limo's gone, this little fantasy of yours is going to be over!
Oh, really? Is that why they're making me a member of their club tonight, hm? Now if you'll excuse me, I need to put on my formal wear.
[After performing "That's What Christmas is All About"]
Merry Christmas, Mr. Grouse.
We all chipped in and got you something.
[Lincoln gives him the present]
So you can go see your family for Christmas tomorrow.
And since you can't be with them tonight... [Rita and Lynn Sr. finally reveal their faces] ...we're bringing our family to you.
LOUDS! [in a warmer tone] You've made this the best Christmas ever. Thank you. I'd say you all landed permanent spots on Santa's nice list.
Even you. [Lola hugs Mr. Grouse's leg]
Well, what are you waiting for? Everyone inside!
What's going on? What happened to the fighting?
Pfft. We're over that. We made up.
Correct. Threat level is back to Field of Daisies.
[offscreen] Oh, thank goodness!
I don't understand. How did you fix everything?
No, Lincoln. You fixed everything.
We told you, if you just butted out, we'd resolve it on our own.
I came up with the perfect solution: Lori gets to wear it on the days that end in Y, and I get to wear it the rest of the time.
[Lincoln looks toward a confused Lori, who shrugs]
LLynn
And once they made up, the rest of us made up.
Heh. Well, I guess I've learned my lesson: Always respect the sister fight protocol.
Glad you're finally getting it.
Oh, I totally do, believe me. Next time when Lynn says she needs a windshield wiper when Lisa talks, or Lana says Lola snores like Pop-Pop, I am staying out of it.
You said what now, sporty?!
LLola
Oh, I snore, do I? How can you hear me over all your sleep-farting?!
Phew. Can't wait to use the real toilet.
[All the Loud sisters get into a brawl as Lincoln watches in horror]
Aah! Retreat! Retreat! [Runs back into his room]
Wait for me! [rushes to join them as the brawl shakes the whole house]
You had a tea party? How'd you mess that up?
LLola
And you had a campsite? How could that go wrong?
LLLola and Lana
I thought you might have the same challenge as me and you'd never be able to do it and I didn't wanna be a Bluebell without you! Really? Aw! [hug each other]
LLola
Sorry for being so hard on you today.
Me too. We're just good at different stuff.
LLola
Bluebells or not Bluebells, I don't care. As long as we're together.
And the good news is that is nothing to worry about, we’re not a bad influence on Lily after all.
LLLincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Lynn Jr., Lola, Lana, and Lisa
[putting their arms into the air to celebrate while Lucy is silent and putting her arms in the air] YAY!
[Charles, the family’s dog which the family doesn't notice, comes into the room, and takes the doughnut from Lily’s hand, causing Lily to turn red, snarl with fury, and her arms shake in anger]
[The entire family (including a shocked and horrified Rita and Lynn Sr., and a horrified and terrified Lincoln) reacts back by freezes terrified, looks at Lily, and gasps in horror, while one more picture frame drops, then the episode ends.]
It's our fault you didn't pass your test. We kept you up all night helping us study, that you were too tired to take your own test.
We talked to Mom and Dad, and they agreed to give you a second chance.
And this way we won't be here to distract you.
LLola
You're all willing to go back to regular school just for me? [her siblings nod] Thanks, you guys.
LLola
You smell weird, your hair is wrong, and I would not recommend you to my friends! [Shoots an 'what're you gonna do about that?' look. Luan gives her a reassurance smile and nods. Lucy writes something else in her book]
Mean little blonde, you throw stones and sticks. But what would you know? You're only six.
[And just like that, the siblings smile at this]
[Jumps up in the air; proud] Boo-yah!!! That's my girl! Lucy, time to take your show on the road.
LLola
That should do it. [sees Lincoln and quickly hides the doll] Lincoln, hello! Lovely weather we're having...! [smiles nervously]
Uh, yeah, I guess. Hey, have you seen my glue?
LLola
[sees the glue is in her room] Pssh, why would I have? What do you think, I go around swiping people's glue?!
You don't have to get mad about it.
"Hey Dad, I've got an idea, why don't you let us take care of the promoting?" [The sisters smile.] "I'm sure we can come up with something."
LLola
"Yeah! We can help Daddy!"
"Of course, I'd be gland to do it!" [Giggles]
[Relieved] "Ah, kids, thank you.
"Well, I'm done with you guys being in my room!"
LLola
"Well, I'm done with looking at your FACE, Lori!"
[The sisters angrily go back to their rooms]
"Guys, wait! What are we gonna do for the grand opening?"
[The sisters don't listen to him and slam their doors. Lincoln sighs as he heads to his room.]
[To the viewers] "Well my sisters may be fine dropping the ball, but I'm not. Dad's counting on us."
MMeli
You seem so confident and popular. Do you think you can help me, um... figure out how to fit in too?
LLola
(enthusiastically) Aww! Of course! (normally) I know all the secrets to social success. (enthusiastically) Everyone is going to LOVE YOU!!! (Meli giggles)
LSLola's thoughts
And those pageant judges are going to love, ME!
(Later, at the Loud House, Lola introduces Meli to her bedroom.)
MMeli
Thanks for having me over, Lola.
LLola
My pleasure! I thought we could play my favorite game! (Opens her closet) Fashion makeover!!! (Looks at Meli) Hmm, now don't get me wrong. Love the gray. It's very... European.
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