[after feeling the baby kicking] There's a baby in there!
Oh yeah, that's where I put it.
S10 E6The Fetal Kick Catalyst
S10 E7The Veracity Elasticity
You know, if you like I could call your landlord and complain.
Thanks, but you don't have to.
Oh, I don't mind. I'm very good at complaining. If it were an Olympic Sport I'd complain about what a stupid sport it is, and then I'd take home the gold.
You're awful quiet. Everything okay?
I'm concerned about Amy. She's acting a bit odd lately.
Just out of curiosity, what registers as odd to you?
S10 E8The Brain Bowl Incubation
RRaj
Well I can't eat like a ten year old all the time.
You're dating somebody! Who is it?
And you realize what the next step is.
Set up a second culture and try to replicate our results.
Uh, no. We lock that door, lower our underpants a little, and make a baby.
S10 E9The Geology Elevation
Ever since I met Penny, I've been envious of her looks.
Awww. Thank you.
That's why I was so happy when you cut your hair off.
WHAT?!?
You know what I mean. You were still hot, but more like a "Why'd that hot girl cut off all her hair?" hot.
[to Leonard] Well, you liked my short hair, right?
Yeah, I... loved it. Love you, love the hair, would love to change the subject.
[to the group] Seriously? None of you liked it?
[pause]
I thought it was brave. Does that count as liking it?
You know, how come nobody's talking about Howard's dopey haircut?
I think he looks cute.
I think you're cure.
RRaj
I think you're both cute.
I think I hate all of you nerds!
[Leonard brings an injured Sheldon into the apartment]
[in pain] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
What happened?
I tried to let go of anger, and threw a rock into my foot.
Then, he got more angry and kicked the rock with his other foot.
What?! [notices the tissue in Leonard's nostril] And what happened to you?!
Oh, I laughed so hard, I burst a blood vessel in my nose! It's fine!
S10 E10The Property Division Collision
Sheldon, you're being a little selfish. Why don't you let Leonard keep a few things?
It's not my fault I'm bad at sharing; I skipped kindergarten.
[knocks on the door of 4B] Sheldon, I know what you did, now change the password back.
[opens the door] Well, powder me in sugar and call me a donut, if it isn't Leonard Hofstadter.
Sheldon, I'm warning you, I can play this game, too.
If it's like your 3-D chess game, then you're out of your length, width and depth. Amy, get the Neosporin, somebody just got burned.
Alright, I tried.
"Alright, I tried"? That should be the title of your autobiography. Ooh, a second-degree burn.
S10 E11The Birthday Synchronicity
What is this?
A functional MRI of my brain. I did Sudoku before they took it so I'd be ripped.
I love it. Thank you.
And it's not just an MRI. The orbitofrontal cortex is lit up because I was thinking of you.
What's wrong?
I'm not sure. Earlier tonight things began organically and now it's feeling forced... like all the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels.
S10 E12The Holiday Summation
[recapping Sheldon's story for Bernadette] They told Mary they were living together, there was a fight, he got his feelings hurt, then he put underwear on his head --
On purpose. Not the way it used to happen in high school.
I was acting odd intentionally.
Really? So you can control it?
[Bernadette is upset that Stuart has stopped the baby's crying after she failed.]
[in tears] How come Stuart can get her to stop crying, but I can't?
It's Stuart. Maybe she's playing possum until he goes away.
Not funny.
RRaj
She's tired. That was funny.
S10 E13The Romance Recalibration
Leonard, I've been meaning to ask you: What size shoe do you wear?
Why?
I'm trying to take more of an interest in other people's lives.
That's nice. I wear a size eight-and-a-half.
[chuckles] That's small. [turn the corner] So tell me do you have any plans for the weekend?
Are you gonna laugh at the answer?
Only if the answer is "shopping for baby shoes".
Hey, can I ask you a question? You've been married for a while. Is it normal for the husband to completely stop giving a crap?
Uh-oh, what's going on?
Well, Leonard used to do all these things, like bring me flowers and wear pants.
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