Ever since I met Penny, I've been envious of her looks.
Awww. Thank you.
That's why I was so happy when you cut your hair off.
WHAT?!?
You know what I mean. You were still hot, but more like a "Why'd that hot girl cut off all her hair?" hot.
[to Leonard] Well, you liked my short hair, right?
Yeah, I... loved it. Love you, love the hair, would love to change the subject.
[to the group] Seriously? None of you liked it?
[pause]
I thought it was brave. Does that count as liking it?
You know, how come nobody's talking about Howard's dopey haircut?
I think he looks cute.
I think you're cure.
I think you're both cute.
I think I hate all of you nerds!
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