So, you're gonna throw me under the bus?
I'm gonna throw you so hard, I might actually win a stuffed animal.
Guys, it sounds like you're getting angry again.
That's because we are.
YES! I don't need an emotion machine! I AM ONE!
S10 E14The Emotion Detection Automation
So did you wind up sending that machine back?
I did. You know, I'm not even sure how accurate it was. I took it to the train store, it said everyone was sad.
[enters the apartment] I finally got Halley to sleep.
RRaj
You know, I just read a study that suggests new mothers are better at sensing emotions for up to two years.
It's true. Pregnancy causes physiological changes in the brain that result in increased empathy.
Oh, so all we need to do is get Sheldon knocked up.
We can't. He was already fixed when I found him at the shelter.
Yeah, all right. Bernadette, let's test this theory. What do you think I'm feeling right now?
Let's see... You're better than us, a little bit sorry for us, but mostly glad you don't have to be us.
[turns to Howard] Keep filling this one with babies, she's good.
S10 E15The Locomotion Reverberation
Okay. I'm zeroing out the electro-osmotic flow rate in the microfluidic channel.
Nicely done, Howard.
Well, my wife is four foot ten and sexually satisfied, so clearly, I know my way around tiny things.
Good for you. On the cutting edge of new technology and still making inappropriate comments about the mother of your child.
Those are just the things I say out loud.
How'd you even get that up the stairs?
I said to myself, I think I can, I think I can. And then I couldn't.
S10 E16The Allowance Evaporation
KDr. Koothrappali
You're an adult who can't get by without an allowance from his parents. Women don't want that.
RRaj
What are you saying? That you're giving up on me? What kind of father gives up on his son?
KDr. Koothrappali
I have six children, five of whom are married and self sufficient. I don't think I'm the problem.
I'm mapping basic topics of conversation and with whom they can be discussed. I've called these circles zones of privacy. Don't google that unless you want to see pictures of people's genitals.
S10 E17The Comic-Con Conundrum
[Sheldon's looking through Raj's finances]
RRaj
How bad is it?
Let me put it this way, do you own a barrel and suspenders?
RRaj
Are you serious?
I'm not wearing this visor to play women's golf.
[Howard walks into the kitchen]
How's my favorite girl?
Good.
[hugs Bernadette] Whatcha doing?
Making lasagna.
Oh, she's sexy, she can cook, such a lucky guy.
You want something stupid or you did something stupid?
No! I just walked in here, saw how beautiful you are, and had to tell you.
Oh dear God, you're cheating on me with Raj. [smiles]
[chuckles] That one never gets old.
S10 E18The Escape Hatch Identification
It's like that science thing. For every action you have a gigantic and annoying reaction.
Just when I thought you couldn't get any hotter...
I spoke with Leonard's mother, and she made me feel better.
I don't know who you talked to, but that wasn't my mother.
S10 E19The Collaboration Fluctuation
Gentlemen, the most interesting thing just happened with this spoon.
Unless it was singing "Be Our Guest," I doubt it.
[Enters apartment with her harp] I like harp lessons, but I'm thinking of switching to elevator repair lessons. [Puts down her keys and closes the door] What are you working on?
I was thinking about your experiment on the neuroscience of decision making, and I realized if we connect it to the measurement problem in quantum mechanics we have a chance to disprove the role of consciousness in the Copenhagen interpretation.
Wait, are you saying if we combine my experiment with your calculations, we can determine the precise moment in time when the wave function collapses?
It could be the most inspired combination since I mixed red Icee into my blue Icee. It was like drinking two-sevenths of the rainbow.
Sheldon, this is really interesting.
Yeah and this one won't stain my teeth purple.
S10 E20The Recollection Dissipation
Incredible! Sheldon, I didn't expect that you could work on both projects, but I was wrong.
You know, I felt the same way about the spork? Solids and liquids handled by one utensil, that'll never work. Spoiler? Works.
[Cut to scene of Sheldon in the lab with Howard and Leonard.]
Gotta admit, we didn't think you'd be able to do two things at once.
You know, I felt the same way about the platypus. Bird and mammal in the same creature, no way! Spoiler? Way.
[Sheldon sneezes]
Are you getting sick?
Of course not! I'm too busy to be sick.
Well, you're pretty delicate. Maybe you shouldn't be pushing yourself so hard.
I'm fine!
Alright, well, we'll just pretend that you didn't catch a cold watching Frozen.
That didn't happen.
You also got a nose bleed watching Up.
Do your laundry!
S10 E21The Separation Agitation
This is supposed to be our family fun day. What's so important on your phone?
I'm on the daycare's website.
Well, stop looking at that. The daycare's great! It's on campus, my office is two minutes away. There's nothing to worry about.
What if she likes the people who work there more than us?
She already likes soap bubbles more than us!
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