TV show quotes
Oh its far worse for you, I no longer have any reason to keep you alive.
No, wait! I-I-I can think of a reason.
[after an awkward pause, looks to Jackson] We're more valuable alive.
ah. Yes! We're more valuable alive. Good one.
[silently] Yeah.
[sarcastically] So, you were done slaying system lords and decided to move on to more pressing agricultural concerns?
That's exactly it. Corn patrol.
How did you plant the beacon on Nerus?
It was a piece of cake.
[Nerus arrives on Ba'al's mothership]
How nice! You came to greet me in person! Oh! Oh! I have this fabulous innovation I want you to... It's—it's called a cupcake. Oh, it's so good—
Why have you returned?
My old friend, you wound me deeply.
I'm capable of wounding you much more deeply.
If you wish to return to my court, Nerus, you will have to prove yourself.
How?
Find me planets suitable for my new empire. I am ready to begin anew.
Well, first I must recover from my...
[three of Ba'al's clones walk by]
...harrowing... ordeal...
It would be wise not to defy me, Nerus. Things have changed considerably since you left.
[Ba'al casually has Nerus at gunpoint with a Staff weapon after he inadvertantly uploads a virus onto the ship's computer]
But I'm so interesting!
An eventful few days. Debrief in one hour.
We have got the best jobs in the world, don't we?
I'm gonna hit the shower.
I'm gonna find the doctor.
We are indeed suitably employed.
All right, let's move out. Those ancient ruins aren't going to explore themselves.
Sir, I don't mean to gripe.
Permission to gripe granted.
We're being put on babysitting duty?
Don't underestimate the importance of this mission. This is the IOA. These people carry a lot of influence with the Stargate Program. How it's run, how it's funded. You should feel honored! Just, uh, don't keep them up past ten. And remember to read them a bedtime story before tucking them in for the night.
I'm telling you, today it's escorting foreign delegates on off-world tours, tomorrow it's comic book conventions and supermarket openings.
Hey look, I don't want to argue about this. I'm right, we'll leave it at that.
[sarcastic] Compelling argument. Teal'c, what do you think?
I think I should have remained with the tour.
When we get back, I'm going to help you find your own place.
That will be unnecessary.
Dude, what are friends for?
For listening when they are told that will be unnecessary.
You know what? Sit here. You cover our six. But stay alert. You'll hear the bugs coming, but the tree ferrets give no warning.
That was alternate reality. This is alternate dimension. Hell, all I need is a good time-travel adventure, and I've scored the SG-1 trifecta.
Volnek! Where are you, homeboy? Come on out and show me some of those monster moves!
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