Stargate SG-1 · Season 9, Episode 16
“Off the Grid” · Season 9, Episode 16
In this episode: Daniel Jackson (3), Samantha Carter (3), Cameron Mitchell (3), Nerus (3), Teal'c (2), Hank Landry (2), Ba'al (2), Walter Harriman (1)
I have no intention of taking anyone on. I'm just going to pose as a buyer.
You?
Well, no offense, Jackson, but you do not strike me as the drug dealer type. In fact, you're not even close.
[in disbelief] I think I'm as close as you are!
[to Mitchell] Come on! You're miles away.
Teal'c, which one of us is closer?
I believe the three of you to be equidistant.
[gesturing toward Carter] Oh, please! Mary Poppins is not even in the running.
Hey!
Oh its far worse for you, I no longer have any reason to keep you alive.
No, wait! I-I-I can think of a reason.
[after an awkward pause, looks to Jackson] We're more valuable alive.
ah. Yes! We're more valuable alive. Good one.
[silently] Yeah.
[sarcastically] So, you were done slaying system lords and decided to move on to more pressing agricultural concerns?
That's exactly it. Corn patrol.
How did you plant the beacon on Nerus?
It was a piece of cake.
[Nerus arrives on Ba'al's mothership]
How nice! You came to greet me in person! Oh! Oh! I have this fabulous innovation I want you to... It's—it's called a cupcake. Oh, it's so good—
Why have you returned?
My old friend, you wound me deeply.
I'm capable of wounding you much more deeply.
If you wish to return to my court, Nerus, you will have to prove yourself.
How?
Find me planets suitable for my new empire. I am ready to begin anew.
Well, first I must recover from my...
[three of Ba'al's clones walk by]
...harrowing... ordeal...
It would be wise not to defy me, Nerus. Things have changed considerably since you left.
[Ba'al casually has Nerus at gunpoint with a Staff weapon after he inadvertantly uploads a virus onto the ship's computer]
But I'm so interesting!
An eventful few days. Debrief in one hour.
We have got the best jobs in the world, don't we?
I'm gonna hit the shower.
I'm gonna find the doctor.
We are indeed suitably employed.
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