I'm telling you, I'm fine! [to his daughter] Carolyn, can you tell those people I'm fine?
You're not fine.
S9 E11The Fourth Horseman, Part 2
JJolan
How will we know when the device is working?
Well, we'll know when he's no longer able to use his powers.
HHaikon
How will we know the Prior is no longer able to use his powers?
Well, someone is just gonna have to test it and find out.
[Jackson and the Sodan Jaffa look as though they're preparing themselves for bad news]
No worries, fellas, that someone is me.
[Jackson looks pleased, nods vigorously, points to Mitchell]
[Gerak enters the quarantine room]
What's going on?
Gerak has arrived to assist us.
[Gerak pauses]
Why do you hesitate, Gerak?
GGerak
If I help you, I will die. But I will die free!
[Gerak slams the end of his staff to the floor; it begins to glow, the light eventually infusing the entire base. Gerak bursts into flames and disappears.]
S9 E13Ripple Effect
Okay, say for example we accept the possibility that this is an alternate SG-1 from a… parallel universe. How did they get here?
I got nothing.
[Everyone looks at Carter in surprise]
...yet.
[Mitchell walks into the room where Alternate Daniel is being held, and hands him a cup of coffee]
Sumatra Mandheling. Two creams, one sugar.
[Alternate Daniel raises his eyebrows]
Lucky guess.
As we discussed the situation, we realized we could pinpoint the source of the phenomenon to a precise window, specifically, the interim journey between the two gates.
Did she just say "we?"
Pardon me?
She said "we." You said "we?"
Ah. Uh, me and...myself, I suppose. The other Samantha Carter.
Right. Finally someone who can keep up with you, huh?
[Happily] Yup.
[Landry walks into a room full of alternate-reality Carters]
Carter!
[All the Carters turn around]
My Carter.
You know, I read all the mission reports on the Asgard. They're not what I expected.
What were you expecting?
Well, pants, for one.
AMAlternate Mitchell
So if this plan goes FUBAR, we're the only ones to go down with the ship?
Well, there's plenty more where we came from, right?
KKvasir
[nobly] The perilous nature of this mission should not be taken lightly. There is a chance the Prometheus may not survive this voyage. But courage and a steadfast resolve will prove the most valuable assets in this undertaking. [pauses, goes on casually] Well, good luck to you all. [beams out]
I miss Thor.
[Landry walking with the SG-1 team issues an order to Mitchell]
What if there are more teams coming in hot?
I'm willing to make the occasional exception, but I am not about to turn this base into the Grand Central Station of the Multiverse.
S9 E14Stronghold
I admit we've certainly had our differences in the past, but you need to hear what I have to say.
I will not hear the words of a false god!
(normal voice) The whole god issue. Maybe we did take it a little too far, but can you blame us? We have you strength, vitality, long life... I know you don't quite see it that way, but no matter. It's all in the past now. (pauses) Come now, Teal'c. We're smart enough to know we're not actually gods, well, some of us are. Anyway, there are always those who begin to believe their own propaganda. I suppose all you need is enough people to worship you and then what's the difference? You're pretty much a god by definition, are you not? So is the case with the Ori. Granted, they do seem to have some very interesting powers to back up their claims. I've seen what happens those who resist. They are a formidable enemy.
FFerguson
My God, you are going to other planets through a freaking wormhole! You have to be a little nuts.
S9 E15Ethon
JKJared Kane
Do you ever give up?
Not till I'm dead. [Pause] And sometimes not even then.
S9 E16Off the Grid
I have no intention of taking anyone on. I'm just going to pose as a buyer.
You?
Well, no offense, Jackson, but you do not strike me as the drug dealer type. In fact, you're not even close.
[in disbelief] I think I'm as close as you are!
[to Mitchell] Come on! You're miles away.
Teal'c, which one of us is closer?
I believe the three of you to be equidistant.
[gesturing toward Carter] Oh, please! Mary Poppins is not even in the running.
Hey!
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