That was alternate reality. This is alternate dimension. Hell, all I need is a good time-travel adventure, and I've scored the SG-1 trifecta.
“Arthur's Mantle” · Season 9, Episode 18
In this episode: Cameron Mitchell (3), Col. Reynolds (1)
Volnek! Where are you, homeboy? Come on out and show me some of those monster moves!
HHadden
We just plant two of them opposite each other, and run a trip wire right through the middle. Then all we gotta do is lure him in.
Piece of cake. While we're at it, maybe we can teach him how to speak Japanese.
[whining to Carter about how he can't eat lunch, being out of phase] Roast beef. The one time I can't eat and they serve roast beef.
[shouting at mess chef who can't hear him] Do you know how many times I've requested roast beef?!
[to Carter] This is torture.
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