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We just plant two of them opposite each other, and run a trip wire right through the middle. Then all we gotta do is lure him in.
Piece of cake. While we're at it, maybe we can teach him how to speak Japanese.
S9 E18Arthur's Mantle
[whining to Carter about how he can't eat lunch, being out of phase] Roast beef. The one time I can't eat and they serve roast beef.
[shouting at mess chef who can't hear him] Do you know how many times I've requested roast beef?!
[to Carter] This is torture.
S9 E19Crusade
[Vala has taken over Daniel Jackson's body]
It's funny, isn't it? Daniel always wanted to get in my pants, and now I'm in his.
Oh, that's not funny.
Hmm?
He can't defend himself.
I did my best to blend in. At first according to Tomin and therefore as far as the villagers were concerned I was the woman who fell from the sky which made me feel kind of special. I later learned that they always suspected I’d escaped from another village as a result of some scandal and then I started to feel much more like I’m used to.
The village was run by this complete bear of a man named Seevis, who was both barkeep and administrator which seemed the oddest contradiction. He claimed to be the most pious man in the village. If anyone strayed from the path of righteousness, it was Seevis who made sure you were severely punished for it. But seems to be a lot more leeway for sin in the religion of Origin than one would presume from all the preaching.
So it’s just like my grandma used to say. No point going to confession if you ain’t got nothing to confess.
Exactly.
You stated you had information of great importance.
I do, I do. And I'm getting there.
We get the back story. Tomin is a nice guy, Seevis is a butthead. How about you skip ahead a little?
Okay. Tomin and I got married—
Whoa, married?
Stay with me. I had no choice. I told you, he was very devout, and there's no way he would have slept with me out of wedlock.
[awkward pause]
Okay, maybe we skipped ahead a little too far.
Well, I tried to lay it out in order...Ooh, that's a bad choice of words.
You have been impregnated, without copulation.
Yes! And I'm absolutely terrified - have any of you ever heard anything like it?
W-Well.. there is one.
Darth Vader.
Really? How did that turn out?
Well, actually, I was thinking about King Arthur.
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So, this girl in the bar. Her name was Denya, and we struck up a bit of a friendship. By the looks on your faces, I can see you're not surprised I had more in common with the village harlot than I did with any of the ladies from the local knitting circle.
Don't know what you're talking about.
At least she was honest.
S9 E20Camelot
[regarding the anti-Ori weapon]
Hey, has anyone stopped to figure out how this thing might work? I mean, how do you kill something that's pure energy?
Well, Merlin's research said nothing about killing. A more accurate translation would be "neutralize" or "cancel out".
Well, that still begs a lot of questions. How do you aim at something you can't see?
Clearly, it can't be a weapon in the conventional sense. See, ascended beings transcend ordinary space time as we know it. This device would have to do the same thing.
In other words, you have no idea what it might be.
Yeah, pretty much.
[SG-1 is looking around at the village]
This sure looks like the place where Merlin might have lived.
There could be dozens of villages in the area, just like this one. There is no way to be sure.
Well... there is that... [points to a sword in a stone]
This is interesting. It's a reference to Merlin's prophetic abilities. There's a similar myth on Earth. That Merlin could see the future because he actually aged backwards in time. It's not meant to be taken literally, but we have seen a lot of legends and folklore have a strong basis in fact -- Avalon, Atlantis.
The Easter bunny.
I guess there's a few exceptions.
[Daniel drops a book on the floor to wake a snoozing Mitchell]
[sarcastically] Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you.
No, I wasn't sleeping. Was Kel'no'reem-ing. Teal'c taught me the fundamentals.
Did he mention you should remain conscious in the process?
Yeah, I'm still working on the basics.
Uh oh.
What's "uh oh"?
Nothing happened.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
[there is a scream off screen]
JMJackson & Mitchell
Bad.
Greetings, friend. I am Merlin. The prize you seek, like the pendulum's swing, marks the passage of all that is before you.
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