Receiving an IDC, sir. It's Colonel Mitchell.
You're kidding.
I would never do that, sir.
S9 E8Babylon
VVolnek
Oh, we have unfinished business.
Hey, take it easy.
VVolnek
You shot me!
You shot me first!
JJolam
You are not tired?
Six weeks' airborne training at Fort Benning-- that's tired. This is nothing. Come on.
S9 E9Prototype
[Carter realizes why the Stargate is malfunctioning]
Huh. Maybe it wasn't our fault.
I thought it was always our fault.
[SG-1 is exploring an abandoned Goa'uld lab]
[approaching weird technology] There is someone home.
Wa-wait!
[touches button] What? I was looking for the light switch.
[shining his flashlight at Mitchell] New guy!
[indicating a computer] Hey, you touched that!
Ah, I know how to read that!
[Regarding Khalek]
I shot him twice point blank.
And he's healing. Remarkably fast.
I should have emptied the clip.
S9 E10The Fourth Horseman, Part 1
Colonel Carter, I've read your proposal.
And?
And I'm not exactly sure what an aneurysm feels like, but I suspect I'm pretty close.
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Why didn't you just tell him we'd come up with a viable method for cold fusion while you were at it?!
I admit it's a pretty sound theory. Pardon the pun. [chuckles] Ultra-sonic waves. [laughs] Uhh, that's good. Anyway...
Well, trying to achieve something as specific as isolating one small part of the brain is like...it's like... trying to...do something...that's impossible.
Good analogy.
According to the mission report on your first encounter with Orlin, you two had an... "intimate" relationship?
Uh, well, we did. But, uh, he didn't look like that. He was…
Taller?
He was a grown man.
[regarding the Anti-Prior device]
So how does it work, assuming it actually does work?
You know, I keep telling myself that one of these days I'm going to do something that gets me a little respect.
We're all waiting for that day, Bill.
Well while we're at it, why don't we just assume I can fly?
Oh, actually, I have been working on a theory...
S9 E11The Fourth Horseman, Part 2
It makes no difference what you do to me. But know this: The Ori are all-seeing! They are already aware of this... affront to their eminence and shall strike down those who defy them.
[shrugs] Nothing yet, you?
Drawing a blank. [pause] A little thirsty.
That doesn't count.
No, it doesn't.
Their movements are not so easily divined. Their ways are unseen and veiled in mystery.
Right, right, they have a "plan". (Mitchell makes the "air quotes" sign.) Don't suppose you want to tell us what that plan is? For example, why did they send you to this galaxy in the first place?
We are beacons on the road to enlightenment.
No, you are dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen, but unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.
Nice work on the metaphor.
Thank You.
For starters: Did you know, the Ori need people to worship them to gain their power?
[Prior looks surprised for a moment, but then collects himself]
He didn't know...
No, he didn't know that. [to Prior] No, it's true.
[Lt. Colonel Mitchell has just completed a lengthy dissertation on how to make an avocado omelette as General Landry arrives]
General, we were just exchanging recipes.
Has the prisoner offered anything?
No sir, the man doesn't even have a decent pie crust.
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