Lt. Colonel Mitchell, Dr. Jackson and others in “Unfinished Business”

I have no intention of taking anyone on. I'm just going to pose as a buyer.

You?

Well, no offense, Jackson, but you do not strike me as the drug dealer type. In fact, you're not even close.

[in disbelief] I think I'm as close as you are!

[to Mitchell] Come on! You're miles away.

Teal'c, which one of us is closer?

I believe the three of you to be equidistant.

[gesturing toward Carter] Oh, please! Mary Poppins is not even in the running.

Hey!