A character in Stargate SG-1
Played by Richard Dean Anderson
Stargate SG-1 · 1,358 quotes
Most-quoted character in Stargate SG-1: in 752 of its 1,358 quotes
Most scenes with: Daniel Jackson (209), Samantha Carter (189), Teal'c (101)
[Teal'c and Bra'tac have returned through the Stargate]
So, how was the trip?
[walking away] I have been betrayed by those I trusted most.
That good, huh?
His mood is foul indeed.
Jack O'NeillThey want a what?
A goat, sir.
Jack O'NeillYou can tell them that lamb is far less gamy.
They want it for a ritual sacrifice.
Jack O'NeillYeah, well you can tell them that's not going to happen.
Yeah, I was hoping you were going to say that.
Jack O'NeillThey can have a piñata. That's always fun.
[Dr. Jackson is attempting to calm the outraged Jaffa when Bra'tac and O'Neill enter]
Silence!
Thank you. Now, Daniel, what's going on here?
[The Jaffa resume their shouting]
Silence!
I said, "Daniel".
They'll never see it coming.
Which is one of the advantages of a totally insane idea.
[innocently] Yeah, where'd I learn that from?
Wait, you mean the Asgard took our gate?
Yeah, normally they ask nicely before they ignore us and do whatever they damn well want.
My name is Samantha Carter.
All right, we've got a little conflict with that statement. We've already got one here.
There are two of us.
[to himself] If only.
Come on, Jack!
Still no, Daniel.
But it doesn't have to be on a permanent basis!
I didn't let you go in the first place. What makes you think I'm gonna change my mind?
Because.
Can you try to do better than that?
Because they're going to need somebody who can translate Ancient. I'm the most qualified person left on the planet for the mission.
Which is exactly why you're gonna stay right here.
[desperately] Because I'll quit!
Why don't you just hold your breath? You haven't done that in a while.
[Jack and Daniel are arguing over Daniel going to Atlantis and find General Hammond in Jack's chair in his office.]
General!
Jack. I let myself in, hope you don't mind.
Absolutely not! Welcome.
Thank you.
Miss the chair?
Actually I do.
Want it back?
As a matter of fact I do. My new one just isn't the same.
That's not exactly what I meant...
Doctor Jackson. Nice to see you again.
Likewise. We miss you around here, sir. [Jack gives him an angry stare] So, to what do we owe this pleasure?
I came to see if you were interested in joining the mission to Atlantis.
Gen. O'Neill & Daniel Jackson: You did?
He's the most qualified person on this planet, and the mission commander needs someone who can translate Ancient.
Really?
With all due respect, sir, I think you should tell the mission commander that I need Daniel right here.
You just did.
I did. I did? [pauses] You, sir?
Yes. Request denied. Doctor Jackson, you're with me. I'll have this chair shipped to Washington. You can requisition a new one.
I'll do that, sir.
We leave tomorrow. Oh, and I'll be taking Walter, too.
[Hammond leaves, while O'Neill wears the expression of one who has no idea what just happened]
I guess congratulations are in order. You made general.
You made king!
Surrender your weapons, or die where you stand!
Oh, if I had a nickel...
So, any big plans for the weekend?
Oh yeah, big. Huge!
Yeah, me neither.
Oh, what are you talkin' about? I just walked in with a whole handful of ingredients for my world-famous omelettes.
World-famous, huh? What's in it?
Eggs.
I don't think that that actually qualifies as a recipe.
Oh, don't kid yourself. There's a secret ingredient. I can't tell you what it is, or I'd have to shoot you.
It's beer, isn't it?
Look, I can see this isn't really your forte... so why don't you just put the gun down, before you get hurt.
Just don't come any closer!
I know your gun isn't real... however... mine is! [he draws his gun and points it at Joe]
Oh God! I'm sorry I'm sorry you're right it's just a toy!
Between you and me, I totally see the analogy. Burns as Goa'uld.
Thank you!
Jack?
He's a barber.
Broke into your house?
Yeah...
Second week in a row.
Mm-hmm.
Alarm.
I'm thinking "dog".
You could try locking your front door.
If General O'Neill had a stone as well shouldn't he've been able to see aspects of his life?
Theoretically, yes he should.
[we see flashes of Joe at a bowling alley. He rolls a strike]
...Thursday nights... Bowling League...
You saw that?
You've got game son.
Wait a minute. Jack, you've been seeing parts of the life of a barber in Indiana for seven years, and you never mentioned it?
Yeah, sure I did. I know I did.
No, no, you didn't, sir.
I didn't?
You didn't find it the least bit odd?
Actually no. I found it quite relaxing.
Daniel JacksonMichael Shanks · 433 quotes
Samantha CarterAmanda Tapping · 349 quotes
Teal'cChristopher Judge · 180 quotes
Cameron MitchellBen Browder · 128 quotes
Vala Mal DoranClaudia Black · 90 quotes
George HammondDon S. Davis · 77 quotes
Jacob CarterCarmen Argenziano · 32 quotes
Bra'tacTony Amendola · 26 quotes
Hank LandryBeau Bridges · 25 quotes
Jonas QuinnCorin Nemec · 24 quotes
Martin LloydWillie Garson · 21 quotes
Ba'alCliff Simon · 17 quotes
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