Lt. Col. Carter and Gen. O'Neill in “Unfinished Business”

So, any big plans for the weekend?

Oh yeah, big. Huge!

Yeah, me neither.

Oh, what are you talkin' about? I just walked in with a whole handful of ingredients for my world-famous omelettes.

World-famous, huh? What's in it?

Eggs.

I don't think that that actually qualifies as a recipe.

Oh, don't kid yourself. There's a secret ingredient. I can't tell you what it is, or I'd have to shoot you.

It's beer, isn't it?