Stargate SG-1 · Season 8, Episode 15
“Citizen Joe” · Season 8, Episode 15
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (5), Joe Spencer (5), Daniel Jackson (2), Samantha Carter (2)
So, any big plans for the weekend?
Oh yeah, big. Huge!
Yeah, me neither.
Oh, what are you talkin' about? I just walked in with a whole handful of ingredients for my world-famous omelettes.
World-famous, huh? What's in it?
Eggs.
I don't think that that actually qualifies as a recipe.
Oh, don't kid yourself. There's a secret ingredient. I can't tell you what it is, or I'd have to shoot you.
It's beer, isn't it?
Furlings. They sound cute, like Ewoks.
[reading a letter] See, I'm not sure you should have sent in this one about Seth. It wasn't one of your best.
[reading another letter] They rejected "Hathor"?! Oh, but it was gold!
Look, I can see this isn't really your forte... so why don't you just put the gun down, before you get hurt.
Just don't come any closer!
I know your gun isn't real... however... mine is! [he draws his gun and points it at Joe]
Oh God! I'm sorry I'm sorry you're right it's just a toy!
Between you and me, I totally see the analogy. Burns as Goa'uld.
Thank you!
Jack?
He's a barber.
Broke into your house?
Yeah...
Second week in a row.
Mm-hmm.
Alarm.
I'm thinking "dog".
You could try locking your front door.
[to Teal'c] I know the hair makes you look different, but didn't you used to be more gold colored?
If General O'Neill had a stone as well shouldn't he've been able to see aspects of his life?
Theoretically, yes he should.
[we see flashes of Joe at a bowling alley. He rolls a strike]
...Thursday nights... Bowling League...
You saw that?
You've got game son.
Wait a minute. Jack, you've been seeing parts of the life of a barber in Indiana for seven years, and you never mentioned it?
Yeah, sure I did. I know I did.
No, no, you didn't, sir.
I didn't?
You didn't find it the least bit odd?
Actually no. I found it quite relaxing.
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