“Spongicus” quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

Welcome one and all, to the first biannual big arena of annihilation! [everyone cheers]

Patrick

All right! [Patrick is about to eat a sausage, when the lionfish growls at him, Plankton laughs]

That pink dimwit doesn't stand a chance with those sausages around his throat! As soon as the smell of sausage hits that ravenous lionfish's nostrils, he'll be all over Patrick like mold on a shower curtain!

Boring! [throws a tomato at the ground] I want to see some body parts!

This is ridiculous! I order a simple brutal mauling for my denizens, and I get a circus act!

Ten dollars?! Why would I pay ten dollars, when I can go across the street and get a Krabby Patty for one dollar?

Now, I've been waiting for 20 years to have the amount of customers Krabs sees everyday! And I won't let that be ruined because the show's "boring," or the food's "inedible." So sit down, enjoy the show, and BUY SOME CHUM!

I think that it's safe to say that no matter how diabolical Plankton's plans may be, he'll never have the loyalty of me good customers.

One Krabby Patty, please.

But of course, my good customer. That'll be ten dollars.

Ten dollars? What happened to one dollar?

Ahem, perhaps you'd like to speak to our financial expert. [the "financial expert" is the lionfish that was chasing Plankton, Scooter is scared, and gives Mr. Krabs $10]

[muttering] Stupid inflation.

Thanks for your business.