But it's becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it no longer! I am small.
“Walking Small” · Season 1
In this episode: Plankton (4), Abrasive SpongeBob (3), Scooter (1)
[SpongeBob hears crying from Plankton, who's sitting on a bench with two strawberry ice creams]
Plankton, what are you doing here? And why are you crying?
Oh, hi, SpongeBob. [blows his nose] I'm cryin' because I've got these two ice cream cones, but I only need one! [cries] I don't know what to do with the other one!
[SpongeBob is confused; Plankton cries then stops for a second and looks at SpongeBob and cries again.]
Well, what about an airline food?
What?
Airline food! My gosh, what is up with that stuff? [Showtime fill music appears] Thank you, good night! See, I can be a stand up guy. See?
[finds out that Plankton used him for his evil plan; gasps] "Mega Bucket"?! You used me for land development! That wasn't nice!
Haven't you figured it out, SpongeBob? Nice guys finish last. Only aggressive people conquer the world! [laughs evilly]
Well, what about aggressively nice people?
Huh? What are you doing? [SpongeBob brings out the hot dogs in the hot dog stand, he ate earlier and puts them back where they belong. Then he puts the kites back where they were] Wait, SpongeBob! Stop! [a girl is crying because she has sand on her ice cream. SpongeBob takes it and wipes the sand off with his eyelashes] Butterfly kisses... Can't take it... It's too cute... It's-it's disgusting! [Scooter is crying at his broken surfboard]
What happened? [points to surfboard]
I hit a reef with my new board, dude!
No problem! [shapeshifts into a surfboard]
Whoa! [grabs the surfboard] Killer!
SpongeBob, stop! Before it's too late! Your kindness is bringing everybody back! [everyone comes back] Get back! Wait! [everyone, on their way back to the beach breaks through the construction barriers, trample and squish Plankton underfoot] Ouch! Ow! Ow! No! Ooh!
[is surfing with SpongeBob] Cowabunga! [he and SpongeBob arrive back to shore] Thanks, dude! That was awesome! [just then, Plankton begins straining and weeping]
Gee, Plankton, I'm sorry about the Chum Bucket.
Forget about that. I just can't take so much kindness in one sitting. [bunches up into a ball] NEED... HATRED... [crawls away]
Volleyball, anyone? [everyone uses SpongeBob as the ball] Serve up! [laughs] Ouch! [laughs] Ouch! [laughs] Ouch!
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