“Don't Make Me Laugh” quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

Lady Upturn

[injures herself] I need an ambulance! [SpongeBob laughs uncontrollably] How dare you laugh at my misfortune! Mr. Krabs, fire this cretin at once!

You heard her! Come back when you're not a gigglin' idiot!

SpongeBob

[laughs] Don't come back?! B-B-But Mr. Krabs, I'm not laughing on p-p-purpose! [laughs]

Lady Upturn

[gasps] He's laughing at you, Fifi! [faints]

[whimpers, growls, and attacks SpongeBob for laughing at her]

SpongeBob

[laughing] I'm sorry, Fifi! I'm a monster! [runs away laughing, causing everyone to become annoyed by his obnoxious laughter] I gotta hide. That way my laughter won't hurt anyone else.

SpongeBob

Holy herring, I'm squatting on a corpse!

[suddenly comes to life] Would you get off my chest? [takes his nose and puts it back on]

SpongeBob

[laughs] Huh? You're alive? [laughing]

Of course I'm alive! This is a living funeral, and you're ruining it!

SpongeBob

S-S-S-Sorry. I'm not laughing at you, Sparklenose. [stands up] Oh, I'll just get off of your chest. [prepares to leave but falls over] Whoa! [breaks stand that holds the wreath, causing it to fall on Sparklenose]

[sniffs] I'm allergic to wreath pollen! Ahh...ahh...ahh...

Cheese it! He's gonna blow!

ACHOOOO!!!! [his disco ball explodes and everyone is covered in sparkles]

SpongeBob

[snickers] Sorry. [laughs]

You turned my clown funeral into a joke! [he and the other clowns honk their horns at SpongeBob as payback]

SpongeBob

[laughing] Forgive me, Sparklenose! [runs away while laughing]

[laughing]

SpongeBob

Grandma? You can't stop laughing either?

Of course not, dearie. My funny bone got stuck years ago when I was your age.

SpongeBob

Your funny bone?

That's right. It happens to everyone in our family. Be proud of that laugh, SpongeBob. To be a SquarePants is to laugh loud at life. Enjoy a good laugh with me.

SpongeBob

Aww, thanks, Grandma?

These tearjerker movies always crack me up. [she and her grandson share a heartfelt laugh together]

Patrick

[crying] I'm all out of popcorn! Now, it's a tragedy! [blows his nose in the empty popcorn bag]