Brian quotes from South Park

Yeah, I'm afraid that you are completely miserable and totally depressed.

Stan

I am?! I didn't know that!

Well, there's certainly no question that you are a perfect candidate for Scientology.

What is going on, Brian?

Ms. Clinton, it appears that terrorists have suck a snuke up your sniz.

[fanning face] Oh my.

What can we do? Can we disable the timer?

It won't have a timer. Snukes are detonated remotely. Whoever our terrorist is has the detonator with him.

But then that means--

Yes. If we don't find that detonator, everyone in the town of South Park is going to die. Forever.

What the hell is this disgusting crap?!

That's right. It's a hot new Canadian show we're trying out.

That's sick!

You think farts are funny, why not queefs?

Hey, look, guys! Women are starting to be the driving force behind the television audience--you know, women empowerment and the get-go! So we want to appeal to the female sensibility. Sorry, guys, but if you ask me, your farts have gone stale!