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S9 E12

South Park · Season 9, Episode 12

Brian and Stan in “Trapped in the Closet”

Yeah, I'm afraid that you are completely miserable and totally depressed.

I am?! I didn't know that!

Well, there's certainly no question that you are a perfect candidate for Scientology.

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