“The Snuke” quotes from South Park

What is going on, Brian?

Ms. Clinton, it appears that terrorists have suck a snuke up your sniz.

[fanning face] Oh my.

What can we do? Can we disable the timer?

It won't have a timer. Snukes are detonated remotely. Whoever our terrorist is has the detonator with him.

But then that means--

Yes. If we don't find that detonator, everyone in the town of South Park is going to die. Forever.

Cartman

Do you know what this is? This is apple juice! It gives me super bad farts!

Ferris, set up over there. Two of you can take that bed area.

Kyle

Hey!

Donner, take over that station.

Kyle

What's going on?

This department is being absorbed by Homeland Security.

Kyle

Homeland Security?

Look, your little game of going over people's heads is over. You can still work, but from now on, you answer to me. You got that?

Excuse me, who's in charge here?

I am.

Yeah, well, not anymore you're not. This department has just been assigned to the FBI.

That's outrageous! On whose orders?

On order of the Secretary of Defense. You had your shot, now I'm in charge.

Not anymore you're not. Orders just came down from Central. They want ATF handling this on all fronts. All right, people, from now on, you're answering to me.

Not anymore they're not. Orders from the President. He wants this handled by his staff personally. Now Nelson is in charge.

Not anymore I'm not! [awkward silence]

Sir, these kids are right. We've just received intel that Russian terrorists are believed to be responsible for the threat.

Where's the intel from?

We just read it on Drudge Report.

We do this my way! I'm the one in charge!

Kyle

[pauses] Not anymore you're not.

Oh, snap. [walks off, depressed]

The game is over! Get down on the ground!

How did they find us?

We know about everything. Your diversion to help the redcoats is over.

It doesn't matter. The detonator is on a timer. You are too late. In 3 minutes--

What the hell?

The power went out.

So then what time is it?

Oh, crap!