Alan Thompson quotes from South Park

What is going on, Brian?

Ms. Clinton, it appears that terrorists have suck a snuke up your sniz.

[fanning face] Oh my.

What can we do? Can we disable the timer?

It won't have a timer. Snukes are detonated remotely. Whoever our terrorist is has the detonator with him.

But then that means--

Yes. If we don't find that detonator, everyone in the town of South Park is going to die. Forever.

The game is over! Get down on the ground!

How did they find us?

We know about everything. Your diversion to help the redcoats is over.

It doesn't matter. The detonator is on a timer. You are too late. In 3 minutes--

What the hell?

The power went out.

So then what time is it?

Oh, crap!

The key difference between men and women is that women can have babies. If you can't have babies, then you're a man.

Whoa, wait, hang on a second. My wife had ovarian cancer, so she can't have babies.

Well then get an AIDS test Thompson, 'cus your wife's a dude. Faggot! Yeah! I'm back!