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South Park · Season 12, Episode 5

Mr. Garrison and Thompson in “Eek, A Penis!”

GMr. Garrison

The key difference between men and women is that women can have babies. If you can't have babies, then you're a man.

TThompson

Whoa, wait, hang on a second. My wife had ovarian cancer, so she can't have babies.

GMr. Garrison

Well then get an AIDS test Thompson, 'cus your wife's a dude. Faggot! Yeah! I'm back!

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