Worker, Michael and others in “Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers”

All right now, you say that you witnessed your friend being abused by her parents.

Yes. They called her an emo.

What's wrong with that?

Emos suck! Their vile, self-pitying, depressed assholes!

So, why do you think they called her that?

Because she's Goth, and some ignorant people don't know the difference!

What is the difference?

Oh my God! They're totally different!

Okay, different how?

They're, you know, one is good and an' emos are horrible! [flips hair] You're, you know... They're posers!

Emos suck my Goth balls.

Alright. alright, think of it this way: a goth believes that deep down the world is totally fucked up. But an emo thinks that deep down, they are totally fucked up.

That's not much of a difference.

That's a huge fucking difference!

Okay. okay, look, emos are more prone to suicide.

This fuckin' bitch, man.

But goths are more prone to be depressed that so many people commit suicide.

Goth's darkness is nihilistic whereas Emos is cynical.

Wait, I thought we were cynical. Whatever, it doesn't matter.

No, see, you're nihilistic.

Oh, yeah, you're right.