[Caboose tries to calm Andy down]
Ah uh... Think calming thoughts, uh... Let's count backwards from ten! Ten, nine, eight—
TTTex and Tucker
No!
[at the same time] Duck!
You may be the dumbest person I've ever met.
GGrif
And I think you're just covering your ass.
Hey, Sarge...
What?! I'm not covering my ass! You're the one covering yours!
GGrif
No way.
Stop arguing you two! Simmons isn't covering his ass and Grif certainly isn't covering his. No one's ass is being covered. Got it? Donut, what do you want?
Uh.... Is that a trick question?
You are in a cool river, where noone disturbs you, or calls you names. Like "Bomby." Or, "The Exploding Jerk." There are sheep nearby, the kind that don't blow up, you are happy. But not overly happy... Regular happy.
TTex
Breathe in through your nose (takes a breath, and exhales through her mouth) and out through the mouth. Again, in through the nose (takes a breath), and out through the mouth.
Uh, maybe I'll get some candles, would you like some candles, or some incense? How 'bout that?
GGary
Hey, Andy, knock knock.
AAndy
Who's there.
GGary
Inner peace and serenity.
AAndy
I already heard that one.
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