Mmm… why don't you just give me your sword?
No way, I can see right through your little ploy. You just want me to give you the sword.
Yeah, but it's the way you said it.
You know, it's a good thing that that sword doesn't run on brainpower. Oh my God! Tucker, look! Hot chicks!
Nice try, you just want me to turn around so you can knock me out and take the sword.
Now the hot girls are makin' out!
Okay, that's worth the risk. [turns around] Aw, crap!
[Tex knocks him out]
Whoa, Tucker, are you okay?
[groans] Damn. Okay, new rule. We start rotating knockouts. Next time, it's your turn.
Hey, good idea. And next time Caboose decides he wants to go around team killing, you can take that one.
Maybe we should all stick to what we know best.
Hey, where's your weapon?
You think she knocked me out for fun? This isn't Tuesday, dude. She took it.
The great destroyer has arrived. The end is near.
You stole that thing all by yourself?
Yep. And then I ran over the guy that was chasing us. And a few other innocent pedestrians.
Yeah, stealing and killing are a huge rush. I wish I'd started at a much younger age. I've caught the fever!
We're moving too slow! we'll have to leave someone behind...
What? No way! You're leaving me behind?!
Sorry Donut, but the military laws are very clear in regards on the 'not it' methodology for making decisions.
Awww man! There's just so much about the army that I don't understand!
Okay, the source of the distress signal should be right outside this - crap!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[Zoom out to reveal that they are back at Blood Gulch]
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