What, the fuck, was that?
Isn't anybody gonna ask me, "What happened to your body, Church?"
TTTex and Tucker
[in unison, feigning interest] What happened to your body, Church?
Caboose[as Tex and Tucker are finishing]: What happened to some... body... Church?
I don't know I was sitting there talking to gary and...
TTex (interrupts him)
The bomb?
No that's Andy... Gary is the computer.
Eh, I barely remember your names half the time!
I know my name! You can ask me if you forget!
Hey, can we please focus on me?
Yes. Thank you Caboose. She knows.
See? He is mad. Now he will stare at me until I stop talking. Then, when he thinks I am done talking, then he will start talking again.
(long pause) OK, I was talking to Gar-
(cuts him off) Told you so.
I wonder if a ghost can have an aneurysm?
Anyways I was sitting there talking to Gary about the great destroyer at the time we thought was Tex.
GGary(in the story)
The great destroyer has arrived, the end is near. The great destroyer has arrived, the end is near.
CChurch(in the story)
Oh come on gary gary gary stop stop stop stop stop, hey if Tex isn't the destroyer for the prophecy then who is?
And that's when I turned around and i saw...
What the... Caboose get out of the story man, no it wasn't O'Malley-
CCaboose(interrupting)
What was it?!
Stop interrupting me and I'll tell you.
CCaboose(interupting again)
A helicopter?
Yeah Tucker you're interrupting too, just get out of the story!
Me? I'm just here to spice things up! Check this out.
[Tucker mimics Tex]
TATucker as Tex
Hi everybody, I'm super horny from all the robot killing. Hey, is it hot in here? Who wants to help me out of this heavy armor? This breastplate is so itchy.
[Tex points her gun at Tucker's head and cocks it back]
I didn't even get to the part where the sailors show up.
Just tell us, what did you see?
Well...It was a really big...thing.
That's your story? You saw a big thing...
, Ah, my story had a big thing in it too. You just didn't give it time to develop.
Well, I really didn't get a clear look at it.
Ha Ha Ha! Some slimy toothed monster scared the crap outta Church!
It didn't scare the crap out of him, it scared the SOUL out of him.
Oh, it's Church. What's the difference? His soul is made out of crap! (to Church) Stupid crap for soul...
For all I know, he's in there chewin' on my body right now.
Well, then let's go get this big thing of yours!
Somebody call for a really hairy plumber? Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
I came here to lay some pipe. (quickly) Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
So I hear you got sisters, Bow Chicka- who are twins, Bow Wow!
Hey, are you a model or famous actress? Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
Bow chickachicka bow wow chickachicka bow wow etc.
(while Tucker is saying last) Shut up. Shut up. Shut UP!
