Anyways I was sitting there talking to Gary about the great destroyer at the time we thought was Tex.
The great destroyer has arrived, the end is near. The great destroyer has arrived, the end is near.
Oh come on gary gary gary stop stop stop stop stop, hey if Tex isn't the destroyer for the prophecy then who is?
And that's when I turned around and i saw...
Saw what? Saw O'Malley?
What the... Caboose get out of the story man, no it wasn't O'Malley-
What was it?!
Stop interrupting me and I'll tell you.
A helicopter?
Yeah Caboose shut up.
Yeah Tucker you're interrupting too, just get out of the story!
Me? I'm just here to spice things up! Check this out.
[Tucker mimics Tex]
Hi everybody, I'm super horny from all the robot killing. Hey, is it hot in here? Who wants to help me out of this heavy armor? This breastplate is so itchy.
Bow chicka bow-
[Tex points her gun at Tucker's head and cocks it back]
-whoa, ok, story's over!
You're a pig.
I didn't even get to the part where the sailors show up.
Just tell us, what did you see?
Well...It was a really big...thing.
That's your story? You saw a big thing...
, Ah, my story had a big thing in it too. You just didn't give it time to develop.
Well, I really didn't get a clear look at it.
At Tucker's big thing?
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