Sheila quotes from Red vs Blue

What the fuck are you guys doing out here, breaking the canyon?

(scoffing) Fuck off, Blue! A ship just crashed on one of our guys.

What, this ship?

(irritated) No, another ship. Then that ship left, and this ship crashed in the exact same spot.

Where'd it come from?

(condescending) It's a spaceship. It came from space.

... ... ... (calmly) Dibs.

(surprised) What?

Dibs. I just called dibs. This is my ship now. Dibs.

(arguing) No, it isn't, jackass! We found it first!

(assured) Yeah, but you didn't call dibs. I did. Dibs. See?

(arguing) You can't call dibs on a spaceship! That's ridiculous!

(agreeing) Yeah!

(rebuttal) Yes, I can! Dibs! See? I just did it again! Now, get the fuck away from my ship, Tomato Can!

(angrily through his clenched teeth) Don't call me 'Tomato Can'!

(challenging) Try and take it, then!

Um... Ok... (Turns to Sheila.) ...Sheila?

(Aiming her turret at Grif and Simmons.) You bet!

(upset) Fuck!

(assured) You forgot about that too, didn't you?

(defeated) Yeah, kinda.

Now, step away from the ship, Tomato Can.

(taunting) Ha-ha, 'Tomato Can'!

You too, Lemon Head.

(pissed) Hey, I'm orange, not yellow!

[laughs]

What's that tapping? Sounds like Morris code!

[sighs] Morse...

Sheila, if he corrects me again, please make him blow up.

Heh heh heh... sounds like fun!

Well, what does it say?

It says "tap tap tap." We don't know!

We were trying to translate it when you showed up and interrupted us!

No, when I interrupted you, you were standing around and doing nothing. Just like the last 50 times I interrupted you guys... Oh, wait, wait, wait, listen... it says... [tap] "Red..." [tap] "sucks..." [tap tap] "balls!" Hey, hey! Look, my new ship can talk! And it knows things! That's a good ship!

[talking to Sheila the tank] Yeah, maybe yoga lessons weren't such a good idea after all. Let's try some deep breathing. In through the air filter, out through the manifold. In through the air filter, out through the manifold. [Shelia points her turret at his head] Okay, why don't we try some aversion therapy? Think about something that makes you really angry that isn't me.

Sure. [aims across the gulch, straight at Church far away who sees her taking aim at him throught the sniper rifle]

Uhhh, yeah... I don't feel as good about my plan as I used to.

Luckily, I know where Omega is.

You do? Where?

He is inside [Tex deactivates Sheila, and her voice fizzles out]

Got it!

...who is "bloooore?"

Mwhahaha!! Blarg blarg honk, haha!

Mwhaha! Blarg honk, you say? hmm haha fools.

Sarge

Blargity blarg... Ya honkbag.

Honk honk blarg blarg. Honkhonkblargblarg. Honk-honky blarg?

Sarge

Blarg. And also, honk. Are these really my lines? This is ridiculous! Who wrote this?!

Line...

Sarge

Enough blargin, when do I get to beat up Grif? He's got a honking coming to him!

Whats the motivation here? Is there like, a boss alien whose ass I should be kissing? Honk honk blarg, sir!

Hey Simmons. Is it just me, or do you have your head halfway up Sarge's blonk?

Hey, guys! Honk honk blarg blarg. Honk blarg blarg, blarg honk!

This is stupid. This character has less lines than I do.

Blargever, dude.

What am I talking about?

I'm an alien.

Well, what do the alien chicks look like?

I AM AN ALIEN!

Do they like to honk?

(not pausing) I'm an alien, I'm an alien, I'm an alien, I'm an alien.

Honk honk, blarg blarg, goddammit, honk.

[As a Wraith tank] Honk honk. Firing main blarg

[Fires sniper rifle] See? I'm telling you, there is something wrong with this honking thing. It doesn't work as an alien or as a person.

(after a long pause) ...El honk.

Hey reds, you honk! Blue blargs!

Who wants to see my honk honk? Go on, give it a blarg!

Shut the blarg up!!!