Church, Grif and others in “You Can't Park Here (Episode 78)”

What the fuck are you guys doing out here, breaking the canyon?

(scoffing) Fuck off, Blue! A ship just crashed on one of our guys.

What, this ship?

(irritated) No, another ship. Then that ship left, and this ship crashed in the exact same spot.

Where'd it come from?

(condescending) It's a spaceship. It came from space.

... ... ... (calmly) Dibs.

(surprised) What?

Dibs. I just called dibs. This is my ship now. Dibs.

(arguing) No, it isn't, jackass! We found it first!

(assured) Yeah, but you didn't call dibs. I did. Dibs. See?

(arguing) You can't call dibs on a spaceship! That's ridiculous!

(agreeing) Yeah!

(rebuttal) Yes, I can! Dibs! See? I just did it again! Now, get the fuck away from my ship, Tomato Can!

(angrily through his clenched teeth) Don't call me 'Tomato Can'!

(challenging) Try and take it, then!

Um... Ok... (Turns to Sheila.) ...Sheila?

(Aiming her turret at Grif and Simmons.) You bet!

(upset) Fuck!

(assured) You forgot about that too, didn't you?

(defeated) Yeah, kinda.

Now, step away from the ship, Tomato Can.

(taunting) Ha-ha, 'Tomato Can'!

You too, Lemon Head.

(pissed) Hey, I'm orange, not yellow!

[laughs]