“Got Your Back (Episode 79)” quotes from Red vs Blue

What's that tapping? Sounds like Morris code!

[sighs] Morse...

Sheila, if he corrects me again, please make him blow up.

Heh heh heh... sounds like fun!

Well, what does it say?

It says "tap tap tap." We don't know!

We were trying to translate it when you showed up and interrupted us!

No, when I interrupted you, you were standing around and doing nothing. Just like the last 50 times I interrupted you guys... Oh, wait, wait, wait, listen... it says... [tap] "Red..." [tap] "sucks..." [tap tap] "balls!" Hey, hey! Look, my new ship can talk! And it knows things! That's a good ship!

I think there's something wrong with the tank.

Yeah, I noticed

I got an idea.

Whoa, hold on a second, before you get too deep into this, let me remind you that we don't exactly have a good track record when it comes our plans and that tank.

Come on, Grif. I think it's malfunctioning.

Well, there's only one part that has to function to turn me into a cloud of orange mist.

Sarge

Bad news, men, I couldn't find that levitation ray. But I did find the remote control to - HEY!! What's going on out here?! What do you think you're doing, you lousy Blue?

I'm just trying to figure out what's up with this spaceship out here.

Sarge

Dibs!

Too late...

Sarge

DAG NABBIT! Why do I ever leave you two to guard ANYTHING? EVERYBODY knows about the international "dibs" protocol! And the no take backs accord!

Caboose, where's Doc?

(still lying on the ground) Doc left. Took the baby for a walk. It's growing up so fast. Seems like just yesterday he was born.

Well actually, that's because he was born today. Like, an hour ago.

We need to cherish these times. I wish I knew how to scrapbook.

Where's Tucker?

Still in a coma.

Great. Tucker's out, Sheila's on the fritz, and now Doc is babysitting. Caboose, if we survive the next five minutes, I'll be fuckin' amazed.

I'm fine, by the way. Don't worry about me... [pause] I'm so cold...