Gus quotes from Psych

Gus

Is that Lassiter? What died on his face?

Gus

Heard about Pluto? That's messed up.

Gus

Are you trying to tell me you went skydiving with a rabbi?

Young Gus

I don't need you and your misplaced prepositions!

Gus

[mocking Shawn after his phone is muted] Look at me, look at me, I love my hair! I can make obscure '80s references that nobody understands. Laugh at me, ha ha ha! Hey, know something about me? I have a motorcycle, but I never seem to be riding it!

Gus

I want some pancakes. Who wants pancakes? Whipped butter, maple syrup--what?!

Gus

Hey everybody! Look how big I am compared to this airplane!

Gus

I will eat you in manageable, bite-sized pieces.

Gus

[wearing a police uniform, selecting doughnuts in a store] I don't know if it's this uniform, but I've never craved doughnuts before in my life.

Gus

Sookie is mine!

Gus

[Laughing] Doctor! Burton Guster, Central Coast Pharmaceuticals. I'd love to talk to you about your psychotropic needs. Oh, my gosh. Are those Laker tickets in your pocket?

Gus

We take our hand-held entertainment very seriously.

Gus

You named your fake detective agency "Psych"? As in "gotcha"? Why didn't you just call it "Hey, we're fooling you and the police department; hope we don't make a mistake and somebody dies because of it."

Shawn

First of all, Gus, that name is entirely too long; it would never fit on the window. And secondly, the best way you convince people you're not lying to them is to tell them you are!

Gus

You're dating a murderer!

Shawn

Not exclusively.

Gus

Alright, whatever, who kidnapped him?

Shawn

Nobody.

Gus

Nobody! Excellent! Call the chief at home, tell 'em the crime is solved. Because apparently, we just imagined the whole thing!