Shawn Spencer quotes from Psych

Shawn

I'm kind of a slave to my visions. I'm a slave.

Shawn

Kudos on the childrearing. Let me know how the therapy goes.

Shawn

Actually, we'd like to start with the contestants still in the running. And let's start with the shifty-eyed ones!

Shawn

Dude, what is your glitch?

Shawn

There is a witness. There's a cat. I want to talk to that cat as soon as he's done licking himself... wow, I'm jealous.

Shawn

Ooh Gus! Good news, shower for two.

Shawn

Either that guy is a phenomenal actor... or he's dead.

Shawn

Why kill Sally? She's hot, they're friends.

Shawn

He is very forgiving of others. For instance just the other day, I spilled the hot cocoa all over his genitals, and I say "I'm sorry", and everything is fine.

Shawn

[in a fake Swedish accent] Maybe it's because all of California is on the diet. Yes? All the surfing boys and the model girls.

Shawn

The jackal has arrived.

Shawn

I predict we will solve it Friday at 10:01 p.m. and then maybe watch some cable.

Shawn

Come on, Lassie. Show some chest hair. Chicks dig the sternum bush. Come on! Go Simon Cowell! You've got the salt and pepper! IT'S NICE!

Shawn

Clouds don't kill people. People kill people.

Shawn

[to Lassiter] Please tell me you're not one of those courtroom groupies that bounces from trial to trial…wait a second, was that you at the Michael Jackson hearing with the sequined glove and the shirt that said "Please free the man in the mirror"?