Prescott quotes from Psych

Shawn

You just pressed my competitive button and now it's on.

I'd be frightened if you were wearing any buttons.

What are you doing here?

Shawn

I'm here to see my money. They keep it in a special room in the back, with a trampoline. I'm gonna roll around in it for a while, maybe make it rain sort of like that scene from Indecent Proposal except no sex. MAYBE SEX!

[reading a letter] "...signed "Shown" Spencer". You misspelled your name.

Shawn

I did that on purpose.

No you didn't.

Shawn

You're right, I was on a hurry and I didn't have spell check.

You need spell check for your own name?

May I ask you a personal question?

Shawn

Sure.

Have you ever been tested for idiocy?

Shawn

The truth is, I want to change, I need to change.

You got that right.

Shawn

I want my father, on his deathbed, four, or five years from now, to look at me and say, 'That, that is the man that I raised.' And I want him to be pointing at some other guy, because that means that maybe, just maybe, I am not his biological son.