[Laughing] Doctor! Burton Guster, Central Coast Pharmaceuticals. I'd love to talk to you about your psychotropic needs. Oh, my gosh. Are those Laker tickets in your pocket?
“Shawn Interrupted” · Season 6, Episode 6
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (6), Gus (4), Juliet O'Hara (3), Carlton Lassiter (2)
They tell me I got something called Narcissistic Personality Disorder. But, uh, the truth is this lustrous hair and dimpled chin are merely chapter one. I'm a veritable cornucopia of high-octane maladies, such as outrageous intelligence syndrome. And a little obsessive successful disorder.
LMLavender McElroy
Goodness. I've never encountered a patient who suffers from so many diseases that don't exist.
Well, they, uh they exist where I come from.
LMLavender McElroy
And where is that?
The future.
I'm plenty sick, Wendell! Pill time, everybody! It's pill time! Pills, Come get your pills!
LMLavender McElroy
Orderly, restrain the patient.
Yes, ma'am.
You can't catch me, McElroy! I'm gonna keep doing this! I'm gonna keep drivin' around in circles until I get hungry! And then I'm gonna eat that fountain! I'm like the ice cream man except I have barbiturates! Ha!
Besides, the Doc said I could take these [mittens] off an hour ago.
Then why are you still wearing them?
The inner lining is so soft. I think it's Alpaca. Maybe baby muskrat. You gotta check this out.
I don't want to, Shawn.
You're gonna be sorry.
Fine. Wow, they are supple. Try it, Lassie.
Enough with the stupid mittens! They are quite soft...
Guys, I am getting some very strong psychic vibrations that we need to at least consider the possibility that Bernie is legitimately insane.
What?
[shakes his head]
Are you sensing something else?
No, no, just some water stuck in my ear from this morning's free swim.
[Kenny G.'s "Songbird" plays]
BBernie
No! No!
BSBernie's Brother
Bernie, shut up. Shut up!
BBernie
Make it stop! No!
BSBernie's Brother
Would you shut up?
BBernie
Make him stop! Make him stop!
Don't move!
BBernie
Turn it off!
All right, Bernie, all right.
Wait, wait, wait. Not yet, Shawn. My favorite part is coming up.
What? What are you telling me? That you're a Kenny G. fan?
A little bit, yes. This song.
I gotta be honest, I've never minded this song either.
So you know that's right.
It's really, really smooth.
Groove to it, Shawn.
I don't know about grooving, Gus.
BBernie
Make it stop! Ah! Turn it off!
Ooh, ooh.
Oh, yeah.
Spoiler alert! I'm making you a wallet.
Oh, my God. This is worse than my nightmare. You like it here.
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