[to Lassiter, after pulling him over] Have you been drinking, sir?
That's it!
Sir, if you don't calm down I will be forced to tase you in the face.
You don't have a taser.
“We'd Like to Thank the Academy” · Season 5, Episode 13
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (8), Gus (5), Carlton Lassiter (2), Juliet O'Hara (1), Karen Vick (1)
[wearing a police uniform, selecting doughnuts in a store] I don't know if it's this uniform, but I've never craved doughnuts before in my life.
[to Shawn] And you... Okay, where is Mr. Guster?
Chief, I'm afraid that what we may be dealing with is an, um, I.B.S. situation. I don't know if you've seen the commercials.
I've seen the commercials.
Well, then you know it can be spotty--
[interrupting] Oh God, please, stop talking!
SQUASH THAT MELON!
And injury-free since June, when Gus broke his finger flipping the injury countdown calendar.
[After Juliet locks Shawn and Gus in the back of the police car]
That's why she let us come along, to keep tabs. That crafty little doodle pumpkin.
[teaching the PIT maneuver] Mr. Spencer, a word.
I think you might be in trouble with the teacher.
I sure hope so.
I have an educated guess... that's 100% accurate. Officer Conforth here froze like the North Pole, because when some men look danger in the eye they blink... repeatedly... like they're staring into the sun.
You do realize this is the ending to True Romance?
That was a massacre, Shawn. Everybody died!
That's not true. Christian Slater and Patty Arquette made it out alright.
DDickie
And Michael Rappaport!
Good point, Dickie. I forgot about that.
Well, I'm tight with Chris, and [Gus] loves Dickie.
What?!?
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