Chief Vick quotes from Psych

Lassiter, ease up. We're lucky if our psychic doesn't lick the body.

Lassiter

I'm gonna crack her like a bad back!

Please don't.

Is there something wrong with you, Mr. Spencer?

Lassiter

You picked today to ask him that question?

Oh, and this is a typo, right? $800 for skates?

Juliet

Would it help if I told you the other pairs weren't cute at all?

The night before I went to this restaurant to get a basket of these things called "fries quatro quesos dos fritos"; you know, the ones where they inject potatoes with a four-cheese mixture, fry them three quarters of the way, pull them out, batter them, fry them again, and then serve them with bacon and a nacho chili sour cream? Anyway, as I was sitting there, a car speeds right through the storefront across the street. It makes such a loud noise I had to turn my head and look and that is when I overheard the guys with the curlicues on his face tell the other guy in the corner table about the assassination plot.

Shawn

Can that be true?

Gus

No way.

Shawn

I mean, is that even possible?

Gus

I couldn't imagine it!

Shawn

There's no way they could prepare a fry like that; that'd be way too much for the... for the human palate to manage!

Gus

It would be a flavor seizure.

Gentlemen, please, don't be ridiculous.

Shawn

The Chief's right; let's just, just take a minute here to think this through. [pauses] They must be parboiling the potato first.

I don't mean to sound like a hard ass...

Juliet

You didn't!

I did.

Juliet

I didn't get that at all.

Actually I was trying to sound like a hard ass.

Juliet

Mission accomplished!

Detective Lassiter, why are you wearing sunglasses at an autopsy?

Shawn

Chief, if I may. Lassie spoke to us all about a week ago about wearing sunglasses to all autopsies moving forward to show respect for the dead. I simply forgot. And Gus refused because he has no value for human life.

Does someone want to explain to me what happened last night?

Lassiter

Okay, I just want to go on record and say I was on that couch first.

I don't even know what that was supposed to mean.

...and Henry Spencer, where are your pants?

Henry

I'm not entirely sure, Karen.