“From the Earth to Starbucks” quotes from Psych

Shawn

Hello Ladies and Gentleman, [dramatic music] I will be your narrator. My name is Aurora... Borealis! There are over four... hundred stars in our galaxy, maybe more. No one knows for sure. Many have said the universe is even larger than the Indian ocean, that is why it is called Infinitum Staroctopussium. [constellations come up] Ah yes, our glorious constellations, take a look. Over here we have... one with a guy... holding some sort of... thing. Over here, our beloved Olympic rings, all seven of them. And here, here's one with a fish.

You gotta name them.

Shawn

Notice straight, straight above you, the Hammer of Jeff. And over there to the south--

North.

Shawn

--North, you will see Monkey with Rash. The Egyptians used to set their clocks by it. [comet crosses the sky] Oh look, there goes an asteroid.

Comet.

Shawn

Comet. It's what they named that cleaning solution after. I know it may stink if you leave it in the sink, but boy, oh boy, does it clean.

Lassiter

There is something I've got to get off my chest.

Shawn

Is it your shirt? Please say no.

Gus

Heard about Pluto? That's messed up.

Lassiter

Can I tell you a secret?

Shawn

I wouldn't recommend it, no.

Shawn

The jackal has arrived.

Shawn

You OK?

Lassiter

Alright, I'll bite. What's the joke?

Shawn

Just want to make sure you got home alright last night.

Lassiter

From what?

Shawn

From the bar.

Lassiter

What bar?

Juliet

You were at a bar?

Lassiter

No, I wasn't at a bar! I don't drink.

Juliet

You don't drink?

Lassiter

Well, a bit of wine at weddings. An occasional snifter of brandy. Maybe a good single-malt scotch.

Gus

Sounds like drinking to me.

Lassiter

Spencer, why don't you stop making up stories, OK, that are obviously bogus?

Shawn

OK, so you were not at Tom Blair's Pub last night?

Lassiter

I don't even know who Tom Blair is.

Shawn

Mmmhmm. And how'd you get that sweet, uh, bruise on your forehead?

Lassiter

I had an altercation.

Shawn

Yes. With a table.

Shawn

I predict we will solve it Friday at 10:01 p.m. and then maybe watch some cable.

Gus

And while you were out drinking last night and taking on free cases, I was up half the night dreaming about whether gelcaps are more effective than the tablets.

Shawn

First of all, tablets. Always tablets, that's a given. Secondly, I've been having this re-occurring dream where I'm flying over Auckland on the back of a swan made primarily of cocoa. His name is Clem. But, your dream is pretty interesting, too.