Woody quotes from Psych

Woody

Calm down, Peaches, come back to bed.

Shawn

Woody, in your professional opinion, how do I die?

Woody

Murder. Gangland-style execution, we never find your head.

Shawn

That's a shame.

Woody

[to Gus] You slip in a tub.

Gus

We want to know what you found in his stomach.

Woody

The object was a flash drive.

Gus

Now when you say flash drive, is that coroner code for an alien embryo that hatches in people's ear?

Woody

No, that's the word starfish.

Shawn

Thanks, Woody. You stay creepy.

Woody

You know I will.

Woody

Guster, your cholesterol is really high.

Shawn

Man, I told you eating something called "stick of butter in a bun" was a bad idea!

Gus

I can't help it, Shawn, my body craves buttery goodness.

Shawn

You're buttery.

Gus

You know that's right.

I think I'm going to turn my self in...

Shawn

What, for spooning with Woody!?

Woody

We did nothing wrong...

Woody

I cannot thank you enough for believing in me!

Vick

I didn't. I believed in your colleague who turned out to be a homicidal maniac.

Woody

I came as soon as I heard, I am so sorry. I brought a six-footer. [opens a body bag]

Shawn

Woody, what are you, whoa, look! [points to the monitor indicating that Henry is alive]

Woody

Oh. Awkward. I'll come back, uh, later.