[Lassiter is wearing a fake beard]
Is that Lassiter? What died on his face?
“Weekend Warriors” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (5), Gus (3), Henry Spencer (2)
[Shawn, Gus and Lassiter find one of the Civil War re-enactors with a very real bullet wound]
Either that guy is a phenomenal actor... or he's dead.
SSally
[Gus is wearing his Civil War uniform and plume] I think you look dashing. Personally I always loved the marching band.
RReceptionist
There is a Lt. Crunch here to see you.
Crunch?
[Shawn enters dressed in Civil War uniform]
Actually I've been promoted. It's Captain Crunch.
[Setting the inscription of a watch for his son]
"Love Dad"? Why don't you just put "kissy kissy"?
Why kill Sally? She's hot, they're friends.
And by the way, Dad, my birthday wasn't yesterday. It was...four months ago!
Yeah, well, after you were born it took you four months to smile at me. That's when the clock started tickin'.
Oh relax, I did some checking on Nelson Poe, nobody liked him, ever! And second of all...
What?
Dude, I don't have a "second of all"!
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